Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Buckle Up: Saturn's Ring Tossing You a Curveball of Galactic Proportions!"

The next Capricorn will start in 267 days, at Sunday, 22 December, 2024

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 2 days, at Monday, 01 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 285 days, at Thursday, 09 January, 2025

Venus moves to Capricorn in 227 days, at Tuesday, 12 November, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 156 days, at Monday, 02 September, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Alright, Capricorn my old chum. Time to shine those ambitious goat horns and get ready for some cosmic revelations, as the Waning Gibbous moon is about 19.4 days old, which in astrologic babble means it’s time for loosening up and letting go. Your brilliant mind is like a lightsaber, except instead of slaying Sith Lords, you're chopping through problems like a Gordon Ramsay on steroids. Not literally though, we don't want any kitchen nightmares, do we? #CapricornChaosControl With Saturn as your homeboy, you're all about rules and regulations. But listen here, even the Doctor had to break a rule or two to save the universe, right? So, stop being a cosmic accountant for a sec and unleash your inner David Bowie. Maybe not the tight pants, though. #TimeLordTips You're known for your loyalty, but remember, not everyone deserves your trust. Especially if they mention anything about "upgrading" or "exterminating." Those are major red flags, mate. #DalekDatingAdvice In love, don't be a weeping angel - stand still and you'll turn to stone. Be bold, be brave, and express yourself. You might just find someone who thinks your nerdiness is as adorable as a baby Adipose. #LoveLikeATimeLord Finally, remember that even a super-intelligent species from the planet Gallifrey can't predict everything. Life's like a TARDIS - it doesn't always take you where you want to go, but it'll always take you where you need to be. #WibblyWobblyWisdom So, Capricorn, it's time to put on your psychic paper, hop in your TARDIS, and boldly go where no goat has gone before. And remember, in the immortal words of the Doctor, "Don't blink." #CapricornCosmicCruise

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SignToday Is Posting: 30.03.2024 08:32:01 (cap-30-03-2024)