Leo Report

"Leo, Hold Onto Your Space Helmets - Planetary Whirlwind Ahead! Or as We Say in Quantum Physics, 'It’s About to Get Relatively Hairy!'"

The next Leo will start in 293 days, at Tuesday, 23 July, 2024

The Moon moves to Leo in 4 days, at Sunday, 08 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Leo in 273 days, at Wednesday, 03 July, 2024

Venus is currently in Leo

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 20 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Ahoy there, mighty Leos! Captain Astrologer here, ready to steer your starship through the cosmic seas of this week. Venus is currently frolicking in your sign like a kitten in a yarn shop. So let's put on your favorite space sandals, tie up that man-bun, and work that Venusian magic. Expect an influx of charm and charisma that could make even a Vorlon crack a smile. With the Waning Gibbous moon being 20 days old, she's entering her "I don't need no man" phase. This moon phase is all about release, like letting go of the belief that you can't rock a poncho in public. Embrace your inner free spirit and remember: Ponchos are the capes of the hippie world! This week, you're going to feel like you've got a quantum drive in your heart, propelling you towards new frontiers in love, life, and understanding why cats are so obsessed with laser pointers. Just remember, Leos, not every red dot is a target—some are just very ambitious dust particles. So, take that charm, bravado, and somewhat irrational desire to understand feline psychology into the week and remember to laugh at the absurdity of it all. After all, we're hurtling through space on a giant space rock. If that's not a reason to chuckle, I don't know what is. #Leo #SpaceRockLife #PonchoPower #VenusInLeo #WaningGibbousMoon #AstrologyHumor

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SignToday Is Posting: 04.10.2023 07:42:01 (leo-04-10-2023)