Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Roar! Mars Is in Retrograde and It’s About to Turn Your Lion's Den into a Science Lab!"

The next Leo will start in 279 days, at Tuesday, 23 July, 2024

The Moon moves to Leo in 17 days, at Saturday, 04 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Leo in 259 days, at Wednesday, 03 July, 2024

Venus moves to Leo in 268 days, at Friday, 12 July, 2024

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.4 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Ahoy, my celestial lions, Leos! Gather round, it's time for your interstellar forecast, Riddick-style. As the Waxing Crescent moon is a mere 3.4 days old, it's basically still in the cosmic cradle, folks! It's so young it probably still thinks Pluto is a planet... Oh wait, I do too. #PlutoForever #PlanetaryAgeism As Leos, you're ruled by the Sun - that big ball of burning gas that's, you know, kind of important. Like the sun, you guys radiate warmth and energy. But remember, even the sun has some spots. So if you're feeling a bit spotty this week, don't sweat it - it's just your celestial birthright. #SolarPowered #SunSpotRealness The infant moon in its waxing crescent phase suggests new beginnings. It's time to pounce on opportunities like a caffeinated cat chasing a laser pointer. But be careful not to scratch the furniture or knock over any priceless vases. Metaphorically speaking, of course. #PounceWithCaution #KeepTheBreakablesSafe Mercury is in retrograde, so communication might feel like trying to explain quantum physics to a gerbil. But don't worry, your innate Leo charm can turn even the most confused gerbil into an adoring fan. Just remember, they really like sunflower seeds. #GerbilWhisperer #RetrogradeRuckus In the end, dear Leos, remember to let your inner light shine as brightly as your ruling planet (the sun, remember?). You might blind a few people along the way, but hey, they should have worn sunglasses. #TooHotToHandle #SunglassesRequired

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SignToday Is Posting: 18.10.2023 07:42:01 (leo-18-10-2023)