Libra Report

"Libra Season Alert: Perfect Balance Between Charm and Chaos, Like Juggling Tribbles While Solving Quantum Physics!"

The next Libra will start in 269 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Moon moves to Libra in 5 days, at Wednesday, 03 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Libra in 273 days, at Friday, 27 September, 2024

Venus moves to Libra in 245 days, at Friday, 30 August, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Hey there, Libras! 🌠 It's time to boot up your cosmic mainframe because the universe has some major updates for you! With the Waning Gibbous moon 🌖 at a ripe old age of 17 days, it's like a teenager that thinks it knows everything - stubborn and resistant. It's kinda hard to download wisdom when your software is out of date, right? Well, good news! Your ruling planet Venus is currently in ‘Administrator’ mode, so expect some system upgrades in the sectors of love and beauty. Ctrl+Alt+Delete any negative vibes and reboot your heart drive. 💘 But remember, just like a computer, you cannot run on cookies alone. Take care of your physical hardware too. You know, 'cause science says so and all. 💪🍎 Also, keep an eye out for Mercury going retrograde. It's basically the cosmic equivalent of a glitch in the matrix. So, if your Wi-Fi suddenly drops or you get stuck in a revolving door, don't say I didn't warn you. So, Libra, this week, remember to hit the refresh button on life, defragment your dreams and always, ALWAYS, keep your antivirus (aka intuition) updated. Stay balanced, stay bold, and may your cosmic code be bug-free. 🌌🔮 #LibraLife #AstroNerdAlert #CosmicCode #ScienceSaysSo #HippieAstrologerOut 🚀

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SignToday Is Posting: 29.12.2023 08:02:01 (lib-29-12-2023)