Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Navigate the Cosmic Rollercoaster of Your Life with a Quasar's Enthusiasm and a Black Hole's Sense of Direction!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 52 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 16 days, at Wednesday, 18 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 39 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 89 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 54 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Hello there, Sagittarius! Buckle up your asteroid belt, because with the Waning Gibbous moon at 18 days old, we're about to take a wild ride through a cosmic comic book. You know, as a Sagittarius, you're represented by the archer, and just like Flash Gordon, you've got an uncanny knack for hitting the bullseye. So, let's see what the universe has in store for you, shall we? Your planet, Jupiter, is acting a bit like Ming the Merciless this week and may cause some momentary chaos in your personal galaxy. Don't panic though, Flash didn't defeat Ming by getting all frazzled. Instead, he stayed cool, calm, and collected. So remember, when life throws meteor showers your way, just duck, cover, and make a witty comment. I promise, it'll all be over soon. On a brighter note, your love life is looking hotter than a supernova. If you're single, keep an eye out for Dale Arden equivalents swooping into your life. And if you're already hitched? Well, it's time to crank up the romance thrusters. Finally, in terms of career, things are moving faster than the speed of light. You've been working harder than a Martian at a Mars bar factory, but remember, even Flash took time off to enjoy some sassy banter with Dale. So, take a breather and recharge those energy beams. To sum up, dear Sagittarius, even though Jupiter is pulling a Ming, keep your eyes on the stars and your sense of humor at hand. After all, who knows what intergalactic adventures await? #FlashGordonHoroscope #SagittariusShenanigans #WaningGibbousWisdom #StayCosmicSagittarius

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SignToday Is Posting: 02.10.2023 08:22:01 (sag-02-10-2023)