Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Your Galactic GPS is on the Fritz! Time to Ditch Quantum Physics and Trust the Hippie-Dippie Star Magic!"

We are currently in the sign of Sagittarius

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 8 days, at Tuesday, 12 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 19 days, at Saturday, 23 December, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 26 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars is currently in Sagittarius

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.3 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Alright, my Sagittarian archers, listen up! Mars is in your sign and boy, is it ready to stir things up! But remember, it's not the kind of stir you'd get when someone ate the last slice of vegan pizza. We're talking cosmic-level stir up here! Mars, the cosmic warrior, is like that overly enthusiastic friend who talks you into a spontaneous road trip at 3 AM. It's here to boost your energy levels, making you feel like you've had five cups of coffee but without the caffeine jitters. You're ready to take on the world - or at least clean out your garage. This planetary rendezvous also brings out your adventurous side, so don't be surprised if you suddenly find yourself considering skydiving, adopting a pet iguana or learning Klingon. Yes, we're boldly going where no Sagittarius has gone before. Meanwhile, our 21.3 days old Third Quarter moon is acting like a seasoned life coach, asking you to slow down and reflect on your journey so far. It's like Yoda, but less green and more...moon-ish. It's a good time to look back at the past few weeks: the good, the bad, the questionable decisions made at 2 AM, and everything in between. In the spirit of reflection, make sure to document your thoughts. Who knows, your ramblings might just become the next bestselling memoir. Or, at the very least, serve as entertaining Twitter content. So, Sagittarius, embrace the Martian energy, follow the moon's wisdom, and remember: in the grand scheme of the universe, we're all just stardust trying to figure things out. Now go and conquer the world, one Klingon phrase at a time! #SagittariusSeason #MarsInSagittarius #MoonWisdom #CosmicRoadTrip #StardustAdventures

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SignToday Is Posting: 04.12.2023 08:22:01 (sag-04-12-2023)