Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Brace for Intergalactic Warp Speed! Your Social Life is About to Boldly Go Where No Archer Has Gone Before!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 320 days, at Friday, 22 November, 2024

The Moon moves to Sagittarius tomorrow, at Monday, 08 January, 2024

Mercury is currently in Sagittarius

Venus is currently in Sagittarius

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.1 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Hello, my splendid Sagittarians! Let's kick this off by acknowledging that Mercury, the planet of communication, is currently in your sign. Now, I know you're thinking, "Oh brilliant, now I'll be talking faster than the TARDIS travels through time." Well, yes and no. Mercury in Sagittarius means your words might come out faster than light speed, but they'll also be as insightful as a Dalek asking, "What is love?" So be wary of your silver-tongued speech; it could cause more confusion than a game of 3D chess with a Cyberman. Now, let's not forget lovely Venus, the planet of love and beauty, also cozying up in Sagittarius. This combo is like wearing a fez and a bow tie at the same time; it's fantastic but also slightly confusing to others. You'll be exuding charisma like a freshly polished sonic screwdriver, attracting all sorts of beings from across the galaxy. But remember, not all aliens come in peace. Keep an eye on those who seem too smitten by your planetary charm. As for that Waning Crescent moon, 25.1 days old and as mysterious as the Silence themselves. It's a time for introspection, for looking within - just like that time I found myself inside a Pandorica. Use this period to balance your adventurous spirit with well-deserved moments of self-reflection. The next full moon will be at 17:54:43, 25th of January, 2024. Mark your diary, set your TARDIS coordinates, or simply hang out in your favourite observatory with a flask of tea. This will be a time of illumination and maybe, just maybe, a revelation about that strange Gallifreyan text you've been puzzling over. So there you have it, Sagittarius! Your very own Whovian horoscope. Remember: in this vast and complicated universe, it's important to stay true to yourself... even if you're a time-traveling alien with two hearts. #Sagittarius #WhovianHoroscope #TimeyWimeyAstrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 07.01.2024 08:22:01 (sag-07-01-2024)