Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Buckle Up! Jupiter's Retrograde is like your Ex - Unpredictably Reappearing and Stirring Chaos!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 12 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 3 days, at Tuesday, 14 November, 2023

Mercury is currently in Sagittarius

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 49 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 14 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 27.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Greetings, my dear Sagittarian cosmonauts! As our cheeky friend Mercury, the cosmic messenger, pulls up a chair in your celestial living room, you may find yourself in a whirlpool of communication. So, buckle up and let's dive into your interstellar forecast. You see, Mercury is like that nerdy friend who shows up uninvited, messes up your perfectly arranged comic book collection, but also helps you build a quantum physics model in your kitchen. It's a love-hate relationship. Now, Mercury's visit might feel like a warp-speed round of "Jeopardy" where you're the contestant, and the categories are all things related to your life. But don't panic! This is not an alien invasion. It's just a chance to express your thoughts with the precision of a laser-guided telescope. Meanwhile, the Waning Crescent moon, currently 27.5 days old (and no, it's not having a mid-life crisis) adds a touch of serenity to this cosmic chaos. Consider it as the universe's way of saying, "Breathe, my star child; it's just a phase." As for the upcoming Full Moon, set your reminders for 9:16:41 on November 27, 2023. That's when the moon will be fully illuminated like a giant disco ball in space. If you've been hoarding any secrets or plans, this is the perfect time to reveal them. Think of it as your personal dramatic background music for the big reveal. Remember, Sagittarians, you're brave explorers of the zodiac. So, embrace the cosmic chaos with a smile and a pocketful of starlight. And who knows? You might just stumble upon the meaning of life, the universe, and everything else. Here's a hint: it's not 42! #SagittariusSeason #MercuryInSagittarius #CosmicChaos #LifeTheUniverseAndEverythingElse #Not42

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