Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace Your Arrows! Jupiter's Doing a Backflip and We're Not Talking Gymnastics!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 249 days, at Friday, 22 November, 2024

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 12 days, at Saturday, 30 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 230 days, at Sunday, 03 November, 2024

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 214 days, at Friday, 18 October, 2024

The First Quarter moon is currently 8.5 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hello there, fiery Sagittarians! Buckle up, we are about to embark on an interstellar ride through the cosmos, or let's just say your weekly horoscope. Our first stop is the First Quarter Moon, currently 8.5 days old. It's in its awkward teenage phase, not quite a full moon, not quite a new moon, but it's trying its best, okay? It's like it's sitting in its room and blasting "I'm not a girl, not yet a woman" by Britney Spears. But hey, aren't we all? #BritneySpears #ComingOfAge This week, my celestial arrow-slinging friends, you're going to feel much like our moon buddy there – somewhere in between. Half-baked plans might leave you feeling like an undercooked pizza: all gooey and not quite ready. But remember, even a half-eaten pizza is still delicious! Even if you're not quite 'done', you're still pretty darn good. #PizzaMetaphor #HalfBaked Your ruling planet Jupiter is doing its usual thing – being big and acting like it owns the place. Typical Jupiter behavior, am I right? #JupiterSwagger But here's the kicker: this means you can take up more space too. Be bold, be loud, be... you! Your ideas are as brilliant as a supernova, so why keep them hidden like a black hole? #SpacePuns And lastly, remember that you're a Sagittarius - you've got an inner explorer that would make even Captain Kirk jealous. So go boldly where no man (or woman) has gone before. Or at least where you haven't gone before. Which might just be trying that new sushi place down the street. #StarTrek #SushiAdventures Until next time, stay stellar, Sagittarians! And remember: you're never fully dressed without a smile... and an understanding of the cosmos. #StayStellar #AstrologyFashionAdvice

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SignToday Is Posting: 18.03.2024 08:22:01 (sag-18-03-2024)