Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Warp into Hilarity: Galactic Giggles and Retrograde Revelry Await!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 184 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 11 days, at Saturday, 03 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 171 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 221 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 186 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.5 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Alright, me Sagittarian space buddies! Gather 'round for some cosmic wisdom coming at ya, Lister style! 🚀 So, the Waxing Crescent moon is 3.5 days old, right? I know, I know... it's barely a toddler in moon years. But don't let its age fool you! This little crescent cheeky chappy is ready to stir up some cosmic curry sauce in your life. 🌙🍛 Now, we all know that you lot are the adventurous archers of the zodiac. And with this moon in play, you're gonna feel even more like explorin' the universe, discoverin' planets, or just searching for Indian takeaways that deliver to outer space. 🌌🏹 But hold on to your curry combs, my horsey friends! 'Cause while adventure is all well and good, the stars are tellin' me you need to watch out for danger lurking behind every asteroid. You know what I mean... that sneaky, uninvited guest at the party, Mr. Murphy and his law! ⚠️🎉 So, keep your eyes peeled and your bow ready to shoot down any curveballs heading your way. And hey, maybe throw in a bit of smeggin' teamwork, too! Remember, you don't have to be a lone wolf... err, horse. 🐺🐴 And finally, for those single Sagittarians out there, romance might be in the air. Or maybe that's just the curry smell lingering from last night. Either way, take a chance on love! Who knows, you might find your "Rim of the World" partner in crime. ❤️🌍 To sum it all up: Adventure: 🔥 Caution: 🚧 Teamwork: 🤝 Romance: 💘 Get ready, Sagittarians! Embrace the cosmic curry vibes and let your adventurous spirit soar! Just be careful not to soar too close to any black holes, alright? And that's it, me space-aged friends! Keep on smeggin' and reach for the stars! 🌟 #SagittariusLife #CosmicCurryVibes #WaxingCrescentMoon #ListerStyleHoroscope #WatchOutForBlackHoles

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SignToday Is Posting: 23.05.2023 08:22:01 (sag-23-05-2023)