Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, May the Force (of Jupiter) Be With You: A Galactic Guide to Navigating Your Star Wars-esque Love Drama!"

We are currently in the sign of Sagittarius

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 14 days, at Tuesday, 12 December, 2023

Mercury is currently in Sagittarius

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 32 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars is currently in Sagittarius

The Full moon is currently 15.8 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Hey there, Sagittarius! You’ve got Mercury and Mars both hanging out in your sign, which is about as chaotic as a cantina on Tatooine. So buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride. Remember when Han Solo told Luke that nobody worries about upsetting a droid because droids don't have feelings? Well, with Mercury in your sign, you're the droid. Your communication skills are on hyperdrive, and some might say you've got the charm of a Wookiee. But hey, who doesn't love a Wookiee? When it comes to Mars, think of it like being paired with Chewbacca for a game of Dejarik (Holochess). It’s intense, competitive, and you may want to let the Wookiee win to avoid having your arms ripped off. The fiery planet is boosting your confidence, but remember, you can't just go blasting everything in sight like Stormtroopers at a shooting range. And then there's the nearly full moon, hanging out there in the cosmos like the Death Star. It's not quite ready to fire its superlaser, but it's getting close. This lunar phase brings an intense energy, more powerful than a tractor beam. It's time to harness that power, use the Force if you will, and make some positive changes in your life. So, Sagittarius, get ready to punch it! This week, you're going to navigate through asteroid fields, escape from Imperial Star Destroyers, and maybe even save the galaxy. And remember, no matter how crazy things get, keep your cool – after all, you've never heard of the Millennium Falcon breaking down, have you? #AstrologyInAGalaxyFarFarAway #HanSoloHoroscope #SagittariusStarWarsStyle #MayThePlanetsBeWithYou

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SignToday Is Posting: 28.11.2023 08:22:01 (sag-28-11-2023)