Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius Season: Galactic Gateways and Quantum Quirks - It's Time to Shoot Your Cosmic Arrow, Space Cadet!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 178 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 5 days, at Saturday, 03 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 165 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 215 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 180 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The First Quarter moon is currently 8.9 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Greetings, Sagittarius, my half-human, half-horse archer friends! It's time to get your RoboCop groove on and blast through the universe with your humor-enhanced cosmic insights. With the First Quarter Moon currently 8.9 days old, you're in the prime position to take aim at your goals and shoot for the stars, just like our dear RoboCop. As you patrol the celestial streets of life, remember to keep that nerdy, hippie heart open to the connections around you. Your deep scientific understanding will come in handy when navigating the cosmic chaos this week. So put on your metallic armor and strut your stuff, Sagittarius! While you're busy saving the day (or just being your awesome self), don't forget to recharge those solar-powered batteries. Even RoboCop knows the importance of self-care. Indulge in some organic, gluten-free, fair-trade donuts, and let your inner hippie run wild in a field of daisies. After all, you can't fight crime (or conquer your goals) if you're running on empty. Stay vigilant, Sagittarius, as Mercury retrograde is still lurking in the shadows, ready to wreak havoc on your communication systems. Be mindful of your words and actions, and remember: with great power comes great responsibility (oops, wrong movie reference!). But hey, you got this! Just channel your inner RoboCop and use that humor to diffuse any tricky situations. So saddle up and gallop into another week of cosmic adventures, Sagittarius! Keep aiming high, and remember to laugh a little along the way. We're all in this cosmic dance together, so let's make it a fun one! #RoboCopSagittarius #CosmicArcher #NerdyHippieAstrology #ScienceRulesTheStars #HalfHumanHalfHorseWhollyAwesome

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SignToday Is Posting: 29.05.2023 08:22:01 (sag-29-05-2023)