Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Stings Back: Galactic Forecast Warns of Intergalactic Sarcasm and Witty Retorts, Alien Overlords Beware!"

The next Scorpio will start in 145 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The moon is currently in Scorpio

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 143 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 187 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 133 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.8 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Greetings, my Scorpio friends! 🦂 Maria the Robot from Metropolis here, ready to transmit your interstellar forecast, with a nerdy twist. The cosmos has aligned in a way that would make even Einstein's mustache stand on end! 🧪 The Moon, our beloved cosmic rock🌚, is currently vibing in your sign, while the Waxing Gibbous moon is 11.8 days old, which is, like, 2.5 bananas in lunar years. 🍌Your emotions are as deep as the Mariana Trench, and your intuition is firing at the speed of light, or 299,792 kilometers per second, for those who prefer specifics. 😉 As a Water sign, you're feeling extra connected to the universe right now, like a cosmic jellyfish. 🌊🤯 Embrace this time of introspection and deep thought, but don't forget to come up for air, lest you become a space kraken lost in the abyss of your own mind. 🐙 Channel your inner Nikola Tesla, and electrify your relationships with some good vibrations. ⚡️ Share your thoughts and feelings with those close to you, but remember, nobody likes a data dump - keep it chill like Pluto, the dwarf planet that's still part of our galactic family. 💫 And finally, be open to new experiences and discoveries, like the wacky world of quantum mechanics. You never know, you might just stumble upon the string theory of love! 💞 Stay groovy, my Scorpio friends! 🔮✌️ #ScorpioVibes #CosmicJellyfish #NerdyAstrology #MariaTheRobot #QuantumLove

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SignToday Is Posting: 01.06.2023 08:12:01 (sco-01-06-2023)