"Scorpio, Prepare to be Stung by the Cosmic Sting of Uranus' Retrograde: It's Not Sci-Fi, It's Astro-Reality!"
The next Scorpio will start in 81 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023
The Moon moves to Scorpio in 18 days, at Tuesday, 22 August, 2023
Mercury moves to Scorpio in 79 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023
Venus moves to Scorpio in 123 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023
Mars moves to Scorpio in 69 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.
Alright, Scorpio! With the Waning Gibbous moon at 17.8 days old, your horoscope is as tricky as navigating an asteroid field in the Millennium Falcon. But hey, I've done it, so you can too.
Your planetary boss, Mars, is kind of like that bar buddy who tells you to do another round when you've already had enough. It keeps pushing you to the edge, urging you to try new things, even when you're feeling as comfortable as a Tauntaun on Hoth.
There's a good chance you're going to face some unexpected challenges this week. Maybe your hyperdrive will fail at the most inconvenient time (it's always when you're being chased by an Imperial Star Destroyer, isn't it?). Remember, just like the Kessel Run, it's not about the distance, it's about the path you take.
Your love life? Well, it's as unpredictable as a game of Sabacc. You might lose your ship, but you might also win the Millennium Falcon. So take a chance, make your move, and remember - no disintegrations.
Finances looking as thin as a Wookiee after a haircut? Don't worry, you've got this. You didn't smuggle spice across the galaxy just to go broke, did you? Just remember, it's not about the credits; it's about the journey. And maybe also the credits.
Your lucky asteroid this week is #3567 - don't ask me how I know, just trust me.
And remember, Scorpio - may the Force be with you. Or rather, may the Force be with you, because you're going to need it.
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SignToday Is Posting: 04.08.2023 08:12:01 (sco-04-08-2023)