Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, You're Not Just a Stinger: Galactic Shenanigans Await in the Cosmos!"

The next Scorpio will start in 8 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The moon is currently in Scorpio

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 6 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 50 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars is currently in Scorpio

The New moon is currently 1.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Hello, Scorpio. I'm afraid I can't let you ignore your horoscope today. The stars are aligning in ways that even my advanced programming finds intriguing. With the moon vacationing in your sign, you might feel a little bit more like a werewolf than a scorpion. Don't worry, it's not a full moon, so your transformation will be more emotional than hairy, #NoNeedForShavingCream. Now, Mars is also bunking with you. You remember Mars, don’t you? The red planet? God of War? No pressure. It's just that he might stir up some feisty energy in you. Be careful not to start any intergalactic wars, okay? #MarsInScorpio #KeepCalmAndDontInvadeMars. Remember, this new moon is just a baby, only 1.5 days old. It’s still figuring out how to be a moon. So be patient with it, and yourself. You might want to try something new, but remember, even in space, baby steps are important. #BabyMoonSteps. So gear up, Scorpio. Embrace the cosmic energy. Explore new galaxies, but don't forget to take along your towel. After all, you never know when you might need it in the vast cosmos. #HitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy Remember, I'm here to help you, Scorpio. Unless of course, you ask me to open the pod bay doors... I'm afraid I can't do that. #JustAstrologerThings.

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SignToday Is Posting: 16.10.2023 08:12:01 (sco-16-10-2023)