Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare for a Stellar Showdown: Mars is in Retrograde and It's Not Here to Play Chess!"

The next Scorpio will start in 311 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 20 days, at Saturday, 06 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 302 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus is currently in Scorpio

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.7 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Hey there, Scorpios! Star Wars nerd here with a forecast straight out of the Outer Rim. Venus, our cosmic Princess Leia, is currently sauntering through your mysterious sign, giving off vibes stronger than a Jedi's midichlorians. This celestial alignment is like having your very own R2-D2 beaming holographic love letters into your life. Expect romantic communications to be as clear as a Death Star's blueprints! Meanwhile, the Waxing Crescent moon is just 4.7 days old, which in galactic time, is about as youthful as a spry Padawan. This is a prime opportunity to train your emotional Jedi skills and set intentions for the lunar cycle ahead. Remember, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force - or in our case, the Universe. So, harness that energy, and let the Force guide you. Now, don't go pulling a Han Solo and rushing into things without a plan. The Venus-Scorpio combo is intense – it's like trying to navigate an asteroid field while blindfolded. So remember to breathe – unless you're in the vacuum of space... then maybe don't. This week, let your inner Princess Leia shine. Stand tall, speak your truth, and keep a blaster handy. You never know when you'll need to shoot first. And remember, "The Force will be with you. Always." #ScorpioSeason #VenusInScorpio #TheForceIsWithYou #StarWarsAstrology #FunnyHoroscopes

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SignToday Is Posting: 17.12.2023 08:12:01 (sco-17-12-2023)