Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Alien Abduction Risk Rises as Mars Enters Retrograde - Hold onto your Tin Foil Hats!"

The next Scorpio will start in 3 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 22 days, at Sunday, 12 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio tomorrow, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 45 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars is currently in Scorpio

The First Quarter moon is currently 6.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Good morning, my sassy Scorpions! The cosmos is serving some spicy chili today with Mars, our red-hot planet of passion and energy, currently shacking up in your sign. With the First Quarter Moon also being 6.5 days old - it's like the universe having a midlife crisis. It's time to wear those nerdy glasses and start counting prime numbers because your focus and determination are at an all-time high. Now is the perfect time to tackle that Rubik's cube that's been collecting dust on your shelf or master the "Big Bang Theory" trivia. But remember, just because Mars is in your sign doesn't mean you have to declare war on everyone who forgets to use a coaster. Use that energy to fuel your passions instead. Maybe you can finally finish knitting that Doctor Who scarf that's been in progress since the last time Pluto was a planet (poor Pluto, forever in our hearts #PlutoIsAPlanet) With the First Quarter moon at 6.5 days, it's half empty or half full depending on whether you're a cosmic pessimist or optimist. But let's be real: when it comes to the Moon, we're all Neil Armstrong, aren't we? So, put on your space boots and start moonwalking towards your goals with confidence! In short, it's a great time for you, dear Scorpio, to channel your inner geek, embrace the lunar lunacy, and remember that Mars isn't just a chocolate bar. So, stay fierce, my celestial warriors! #ScorpioSeason #MarsInScorpio #FirstQuarterMoon #NerdAlert #CosmicCrisis

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SignToday Is Posting: 21.10.2023 08:12:02 (sco-21-10-2023)