Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Hold onto Your Stingers, It's Going to be a Quantum Leap of a Week!"

The next Scorpio will start in 244 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 7 days, at Thursday, 29 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 235 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 214 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Howdy, Scorpios! Captain Malcolm Reynolds here, beamin' down your celestial forecast from the heart of the 'Verse. Now, don't go gettin' all twitchy on me. This is science, not some hocus-pocus. This here Waxing Gibbous moon, at a ripe old age of 12.8 days, is like that shiny spaceship I got; it's pullin' you in all sorts of directions. Might feel like you're stuck in a bit of a cosmic tug-of-war right now, and, as we all know, those can get mighty ugly. But fear not, my stinger-tailed friends! Just remember, even when things are goin' gorram sideways, there's always a way to turn it around. You Scorpios are stubborn as a mule with a toothache, and that's what'll get you through. Just keep in mind, though, sometimes the best way to win a fight is to avoid it altogether. So, if you spot trouble, do like Serenity and just fly on by. And if you can't avoid it, well, then you look that trouble dead in the eye and say, "I aim to misbehave." The key takeaway for this lunar cycle? Embrace your inner Browncoat, stand your ground but know when to make a tactical retreat. Also, don't forget to maintain your sense of humor. It's the best weapon against the 'Verse's trials and tribulations. Until next time, Scorpios. Keep flyin'. #ScorpioSerenity #WaxingGibbousWisdom #AstroMalTalks #BrowncoatHoroscopes

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SignToday Is Posting: 22.02.2024 08:12:02 (sco-22-02-2024)