Scorpio Report

"Scorpionic Shenanigans Afoot: Prepare for Planetary Puns and Cosmic Cackles as Stars Align for Hilarity!"

The next Scorpio will start in 153 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 8 days, at Thursday, 01 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 151 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 195 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 141 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.4 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Greetings, cosmic Scorpions! 🦂 As the Waxing Crescent moon 🌒 reaches a feisty 4.4 days old, you'll find yourselves navigating through the celestial mosh pit like Riddick from The Chronicles of Riddick. Your planets are aligning like an interstellar game of dodgeball, and it's time to embrace your inner Furyan warrior. This week, the universe is throwing curveballs, and you'll be dodging them with the stealth of a Necromonger (aka, really freakin' stealthily). Keep your eyes on the prize and remember: "It's not my fight," but you'll still come out on top. 💪 In matters of the heart, Venus is hanging around like a lovesick Toombs, ready to whisk you away to your fated destination. Don't be afraid to channel your inner Jack/Kyra and get in touch with your vulnerable side. Just remember to keep your goggles handy for an unexpected emotional sandstorm. 🥽💖 At work, you may feel like you're stuck in the slam, but don't worry, Scorpio – you're Crematoria-bound, and the heat is only temporary. Keep your cool, channel your Riddick-esque resourcefulness, and you'll soon escape the darkness into the light of success. 🔥💼 Stay fierce, Scorpios, and may the stars guide you on your epic journey through the galaxy of life! 🌟🚀 #ScorpioChronicles #RiddickStyle #WaxingCrescentMoon #CosmicDodgeball #NecromongerStealth #FuryanWarrior #EmbraceTheSandstorm #GoggleUp #OutOfTheDarknessIntoTheLight

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SignToday Is Posting: 24.05.2023 08:12:01 (sco-24-05-2023)