Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Brace Yourself for Cosmic Chaos: Mars is not Just Your Ruling Planet, it's Also Your Roommate Who Never Does the Dishes!"

We are currently in the sign of Scorpio

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 16 days, at Sunday, 12 November, 2023

Mercury is currently in Scorpio

Venus moves to Scorpio in 39 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars is currently in Scorpio

The Full moon is currently 13.1 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Greetings, mighty Scorpios! The celestial disco ball is spinning in your favor, my friends. Mercury, the cosmic equivalent of a chatty Cathy, has moonwalked into your sign. Expect an onslaught of ideas coming faster than a photon torpedo. You may find yourself solving quantum physics problems at breakfast and inventing new programming languages by lunch. Be careful not to short-circuit your brain, because we all know, a Scorpio without their intellect is like Spock without his logic. Meanwhile, Mars, the celestial tough guy, also found its way into your sign. And you know what that means? It's time to unleash your inner Klingon! Don't worry about the occasional growls, it's just your Martian energy peeking through. It may feel like you're suddenly bench pressing Jupiter, such will be your newfound strength and determination. However, remember to use this power wisely, lest you start a galactic war at the coffee shop for the last croissant. With the full moon glowing brighter than a lightsaber, emotions might run high. You could experience feelings deeper than the Mariana Trench on Neptune. But fear not, for you are a Scorpio, known for navigating emotional black holes with the finesse of a seasoned Starfleet captain. So, dear Scorpios, buckle up, embrace the chaos, and channel your inner Jedi. Remember, in the wise words of Yoda, "Do or do not, there is no try." Until next time, live long and prosper, my ethereal scorpions! #ScorpioSeason #MercuryInScorpio #MarsInScorpio #FullMoonFever #GalaxyGuardians #StellarScorpios #SpaceAgeAstrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 27.10.2023 08:12:02 (sco-27-10-2023)