By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 28 June 2023
Category: Scorpio

Scorpio Report

"Scorpio's Weekly Forecast: Hold on to Your Stars, It's Gonna Be a Wild Ride in the Infinity Loop of the Cosmos!"

The next Scorpio will start in 118 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio tomorrow, at Thursday, 29 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 116 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 160 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 106 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.3 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Ahoy there, intrepid Scorpios! The cosmos is sending strong vibes your way, thanks to our Waxing Gibbous buddy who's nearing its midlife crisis at 9.3 days old. Now, I know you're as tough as a Vorlon on the outside, but let's not forget that squishy center, okay? This week, you might feel like you're stuck in a jump gate with a Narn and a Centauri, both arguing over the last bag of spoo. But remember, you control your own destiny, just like when you're on the command deck of a White Star! Take a deep breath, channel your inner telepath, and navigate through the chaos with grace. Now, don't be surprised if you find yourself drawn to the mysterious, like an Earth Force officer to a Zocalo bar. Embrace it, explore it, maybe even name it... something like Zathras? However, do remember - if it starts talking about being unstuck in time, it's probably time to step away. Love may feel like it's playing hide and seek with you, like a Minbari war cruiser in a nebula. Fear not, my celestial Scorpions. Be patient and keep your sensors open - you never know when that special someone will drop out of hyperspace. Work may bring some challenges akin to explaining human humor to a Pak'ma'ra – perplexing and full of unexpected smells. Tackle them head-on with your Scorpio tenacity and remember, even President Sheridan had his fair share of cosmic conundrums! Stay sparkly, my star-traveling friends! And remember: the stars may guide us, but we're the ones who set the course. #ScorpioSeason #WaxingGibbousWisdom #Babylon5Banter #CosmicChaosControl #ScorpionicStrength

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SignToday Is Posting: 28.06.2023 08:12:01 (sco-28-06-2023)

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