Virgo Report

"Virgo - Mars is in Retrograde and Your Laundry Still Isn’t Done: a Journey through the Cosmic Spin Cycle!"

The next Virgo will start in 266 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 3 days, at Monday, 04 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 238 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 248 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.6 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Hello, my charming Virgos! With the Waning Gibbous moon at 18.6 days old, it's basically a teenager. It's moodier than a cat that just realized you've run out of tuna. To say the least, it's got some serious cosmic acne and it's definitely not in the mood to clean its room. But hey, who are we to judge? We've all been there. This celestial teenager phase is a call for you to embrace your own adolescent spirit. Yes, dear Virgo, it's time to put on those neon leg warmers, blast your favorite nostalgic tunes, and dance like nobody's watching. Or in your case, like you're trying to reorganize the universe through interpretive dance. Your practical nature might resist this sudden burst of spontaneity, but remember, even the most meticulously organized spreadsheet needs a good shakeup once in a while. Also, you might find out that dancing is an excellent way to dust your living room. Two birds with one stone, right? So, here's the game plan: Embrace the chaos, let your hair down, or up, or sideways, or inside out. Who cares? The point is, shake something! And remember, no one said you couldn't color-code your dance moves. #VirgoVibes #DancingNerd #MoonTeenager #AstrologyFun #ChaoticOrder #CosmicAcne

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SignToday Is Posting: 01.12.2023 07:52:02 (vir-01-12-2023)