Virgo Report

"Virgo, Get Ready to Flux Capacitor Your Future: It's Not 1985 Anymore!"

The next Virgo will start in 252 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 17 days, at Monday, 01 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 224 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 234 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.5 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Virgo, my friend! The Force, or should I say, the universe, has a message for you. In the language of celestial bodies, the Waxing Crescent moon, just 2.5 days old, is whispering sweet nothings to your cosmic soul. This baby moon, young as a Padawan and just as eager, is gleaming with potential, much like yourself! It's saying, "Hey Virgo, take a leaf out of my sky book and let your ambitions shine!" If you've been feeling like a droid running on low batteries lately, it's time to recharge. The universe has a strange sense of humor, much like that time I let Darth Vader win just to become a blue ghost. (We all know I could have taken him!) It's nudging you to step into your own, embrace those quirks, and remember - it's okay to trip over your Jedi robe once in a while. We all do. Also, be careful not to let your perfectionist tendencies turn you into a grumpy Wookiee. Your attention to detail is a gift, not a Sith curse. Use your powers for good, not for stress! So, get out there, trust in the Force (and yourself), and remember to laugh along the way! After all, life’s too short to be taken too seriously – just ask any Ewok. #MayTheForceBeWithYouVirgo #WaxingCrescentWisdom #SkywalkingOnSunshine #JediMindTricksForTheWin #NerdyAstrologerSaysRelax

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SignToday Is Posting: 15.12.2023 07:52:01 (vir-15-12-2023)