"Strap On Your Space Helmets, Folks! The Moon is Jumping Ship from Capricorn to Aquarius Faster Than HAL Can Say 'I'm Sorry, Dave. I'm Afraid I Can't Do That.'"
"Moody Moon Migrates from Sagacious Sagittarius to Crowd-pleasing Capricorn, Buckle Up for the Cosmic Switcheroo!"
"Galactic Update: Moon Ditches Scorpio's Intensity, Packs Quiver for Sagittarius' Grand Adventure - Get Your Space Boots Ready!"
In this image from July 18, 2023, a NASA team helps attach solar arrays for the agency’s Psyche spacecraft onto a stand inside the Astrotech Space Operations Facility near Kennedy Space Center in Florida.
"Scorpio's Eviction Notice: Moon Packs Up its Emotional Baggage and Gallops into Sagittarius' Fiery Abode!"
"Sun Ditches the Lion for the Virgin: A Galactic Shift from Leo to Virgo Faster Than Boba Fett Can Say 'Bounty Hunter'"
"Well, Buckle Up Space Cowboys! Moon's Hitchin' a Ride from Libra to Scorpio: Expect Mood Swings More Dramatic than a Space Serpent's Tail Whip!"