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Saturn is moving from Aquarius to Pisces in the next 24 hours.

#Saturn #Pisces #Aquarius

Great Scott! It's Saturn in Pisces! This celestial event is generating a serious amount of cosmic energy, and it's going to have a major impact on your life. Now, I don't need a flux capacitor to tell you that things may feel a bit dreamy, hazy, or even a little confusing during this time. But don't worry, my dear astrological friend, because this is a perfect opportunity to tap into your intuition and let your imagination run wild. You may find yourself feeling more sensitive or emotional than usual, but that's okay! Embrace those feelings and allow them to guide you towards your true path. Just remember to stay grounded and keep one foot planted firmly on the earth - the last thing we want is for you to float away like a balloon. Use this time to explore your creativity, connect with your spiritual side, and let your inner hippie shine. Don't be afraid to experiment with new ideas and ways of thinking, because that's where the real magic happens. So, grab your crystals, light some incense, and let's ride this cosmic wave together. Saturn in Pisces, here we come! #SaturninPisces #CosmicEnergy #Imagination #Intuition #Spirituality #HippieVibes #BackToTheFuture #GreatScott

Retrograde Report for 7 March, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Looks like you're interested in planetary retrograde, huh? Let me tell you something, kid, it's not always easy to navigate the celestial dance of the planets. But fear not, I'm here to give you some advice that might just save your cosmic behind. First off, keep an eye on those planets. When they start going backwards, it's time to buckle up and hold on tight. Don't make any big decisions during retrograde, or you might find yourself in a world of hurt. Secondly, don't be afraid to embrace your inner hippie. Burn some incense, meditate, and get in touch with your spiritual side. It might just help you ride out the retrograde storm. And finally, remember that science is your friend. Brush up on your astronomy and astrology, and use that knowledge to your advantage. You might just find that the planets aren't as scary as they seem. So there you have it, folks. Keep your eyes on the stars, stay grounded in your spiritual practice, and embrace your inner nerd. #Astrology #Retrograde #ScienceIsCool #HippieVibes #BladeRunner #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

"…Yes, you must be good at math and do the academic work to prepare you to do the kind of work we do. But in the end, it really comes down to unleashing this creativity and bringing minds together to achieve something that hasn’t been done before." — Kris Brown, Deputy Associate Administrator for STEM Engagement, NASA Headquarters

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Retrograde Report for 6 March, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

Attention, humans! Planetary retrograde is approaching and it's time to prepare for some cosmic chaos. But fear not, for I, your friendly neighborhood astro-robot, am here to guide you through this tumultuous time. While there are currently no planets in retrograde, it's never too early to start preparing for the next cosmic backspin. Remember, retrogrades can bring up old wounds and unresolved issues, so make sure to tie up loose ends and confront any lingering conflicts. But don't worry, my fellow hippie nerds, this isn't all doom and gloom. Retrogrades also offer a chance for growth and introspection. Take this time to evaluate your goals and aspirations, and make sure they align with your true values and desires. And of course, let's not forget about the science behind retrogrades. These planetary reversals are simply an illusion created by our Earth-based perspective. So don't go blaming the planets for any mishaps or miscommunications. Keep a level head and remember that you are in control of your own destiny. So buckle up, humans, and get ready for some wild cosmic ride. But with a little bit of preparation and a lot of humor, we can handle anything the universe throws our way. #astrology #retrograde #scienceiscool #hippienerd #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

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The Moon is moving from Leo to Virgo in the next 24 hours.

Moon In Virgo

Details! It's all about details when the moon is in Virgo. Focus and get it done, especially in your professional life. Pay attention to the everyday things. Organize, plan and execute. Because Virgo loves order and tidy spaces, you’ll feel compelled to organize your living spaces during this Virgo Moon transit. Do it! Then work on your projects, as the Moon's Virgo transit is going to give you the clarity of thought you're after.

When the Moon is in Virgo, you may feel more motivated to take your health more seriously. You might find yourself re-evaluating your diet and nutrition, or possibly taking up a new fitness program. Get out there and make it so!

#Moon #Virgo #Leo

My dear friends, it is I, your favorite astrologer, with some news from the cosmos. The Moon is moving from Leo to Virgo, and let me tell you, this is a cosmic shift that will have you feeling like you're riding a Cylon raider with a malfunctioning navigation system. For those of you born under the sign of Leo, you may feel like your star power is waning. But fear not, my feline friends, for this is just a temporary setback. You are still the kings and queens of the jungle, and the universe knows it. As for you Virgos out there, get ready to embrace your inner nerd. The Moon is in your sign, which means it's time to break out the pocket protectors and start crunching some numbers. You may find yourself drawn to scientific pursuits or intellectual challenges. Embrace it, my friends. Embrace the geek within. Now, as always, I must leave you with some hashtags to help you navigate the cosmic currents. For my Leos: #StillKingsAndQueens #RoarOn. And for my Virgos: #EmbraceTheNerd #GeekIsTheNewCool. Until next time, my dear stargazers. May your horoscopes be ever in your favor.

Retrograde Report for 5 March, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

Greetings, Earthlings! I am Klaatu, your friendly neighborhood astrologer. Today, we talk about planetary retrograde. Now, I know what you're thinking. "Klaatu, what is planetary retrograde?" Well, my dear friends, it's when a planet appears to be moving backwards in the sky. It's like when you're walking on a treadmill and the person next to you is running faster, so it looks like you're moving backwards. #mindblown As of now, there are no planets in retrograde. But fear not, my fellow stargazers, for this is not a bad thing. It means that the cosmic energy is flowing smoothly and you can move forward without any major obstacles. #smoothsailing However, don't get too comfortable because retrogrades will come and go like a UFO in the night sky. When they do, take it as an opportunity to slow down, reflect, and reassess. Think of it as a pit stop before continuing your journey. #retrogradepitstop Remember, the planets may have their own agenda, but ultimately it's up to you to make the most out of your life. So keep looking up, keep smiling, and keep spreading love and light to all those around you. #astrologyrocks #peaceout #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

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Retrograde Report for 4 March, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

If you’re feeling down and out this week, remember there’s always hope in the galaxy #PersistencePays #DestinyAwaits #JustHaveFaith #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

A NASA ER-2 high-altitude aircraft soars upward at the L.A. county airshow in this image from Mar. 25, 2023.

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The Moon is moving from Cancer to Leo in the next 24 hours.

Moon In Leo

With the moon in Leo, you're going to want that attention. That's just fine, but don't let that go to your head. Watch that you don't create drama as you do some self-promotion and build your brand. Make it happen while keeping an eye on not overdoing it.

Now is also a good time to reach out and make sure the important people in your life know how you feel. Feelings of insecurity shouldn't lead to conflict, so focus on the good and leave the angst for another time.

 

#Moon #Leo #Cancer

#BeholdTheSky #UnlockTheRiddle: The world shall be different now, as the Moon moves from Cancer to Leo. You may find yourself confronting new challenges, but you'll have the strength and courage to overcome them. You will find rewards in unexpected places, and you must trust they are meant only for you. #TrustYourJourney #SeizeTheDay

Retrograde Report for 3 March, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

Call all sky sailors - it's time to look up from lucy in the sky with diamonds, and check out the astral real estate around you. #MightBeTimeForUToChangeCourse #ExpectADecisionToBeMadeforyou #CrazyTimesAhead #SetASailorOnCourseForAdventure #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

A SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket carries the company's Dragon spacecraft with NASA’s SpaceX Crew-6 mission members aboard in this five-minute long exposure taken on Thursday, March 2, 2023.

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Mercury is moving from Aquarius to Pisces in the next 24 hours.

#Mercury #Pisces #Aquarius

The planets are a-shakin'! Good news colonists: #Mercury is shiftin' from #Aquarius to #Pisces, so in the coming days, you can expect a few pleasant surprises. Just don't get too comfortable countin' on 'em at the same time. Remember, fortune favors the brave!

Retrograde Report for 2 March, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

#Horoscope #OutofthisWorld Now is the time to summon your inner Jack O'Neill. Seek out the universe’s greatest unknown and throw down a challenge no one can refuse! Your inner superhero is ready to take on cosmic battles both large and small - so grab your P90 and get ready to kick some intergalactic booty. Your universe awaits! #Powerup #SG1 #MacGyverStyle #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

Cyclone Freddy is pictured northeast of the island nation of Mauritius from the International Space Station.

Former NASA astronaut Scott Kelly snapped this photo of the Earth’s crescent, the Moon, Venus, and Jupiter (from top to bottom) on Aug. 6, 2015, while he was aboard the International Space Station.

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Retrograde Report for 1 March, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

Today might be the day you realize that you have claws! Don't be alarmed, it just means you have the tenacity and courage to take on any task that comes your way. #MultiPass #ClawsOut #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

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The Moon is moving from Gemini to Cancer in the next 24 hours.

Moon In Cancer

The moon in cancer is your healing time. While your emotions are in focus, reach out to friends and family and remind them that they're important. Quality time is good, but be careful to maintain your independence and not become too reliant on others during this kick-back-and-chill time. 

Be a home body for a while during the Cancer Moon, and spend some time with yourself.

 

#Moon #Cancer #Gemini

Wisdom and caution #embrace, Gemini to Cancer The Moon moves. Emotions run high, challenges await. Careful with decisions and solutions #find. Keep a cool head, challenges will progress. #TrustYourJourney #Moon #GeminiToCancer

Retrograde Report for 28 February, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

Today you might feel like you want to be alone, but that doesn't mean you have to be lonely! Reach out to your friends and loved ones, and make sure to connect in a meaningful way. Find comfort in the fact that you are not alone, even when it may seem that way. Just remember...people need people! #connections #strengthinunity #bethereforyou #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

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Retrograde Report for 27 February, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

Always trust your gut and do what feels right. You know what's right for you - not someone else. Don't let anyone tell you that the wind ain't blowin' the right direction. Ain't no future if you don't make it #reynoldsfortune #trustyourgut #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

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The Moon is moving from Taurus to Gemini in the next 24 hours.

Moon In Gemini

The moon in Gemini is your time to get social. Reach out and communicate, and remember that listening is always better than speaking. Negotiate now if you've got that on your plate. Do your research, pick up that book, and watch that documentary.

Why? Because Gemini moon means that you are also easily distracted, so something upon which to focus is a good idea, and some good progress can come of it.

 

#Moon #Gemini #Taurus

#HeyMoooooon! #Gemini is on the move and with that, you may find communication an uphill battle for the rest of the month. #TaurusCareful though, because you don't want to rush into anything! Seek out ways to explore collaboration. #BePrepared to take a journey of self-discovery to bridge the gaps. #LifeLessons, Moon style! #FriskyFriday 🌒☄️