"Looney Lunar Leap! Capricorn's Cosmic Goat Vaults Over to Aquarius' Celestial Puddle Party: Brace for Far-Out Frequencies and Groovy Galactic Giggles!"
"Brace Yourselves, Earthlings! The Moon's Escaping Sagittarius and Sneaking into Capricorn – Snake Plissken Style!"
"Scorpio's Sting Bids Adieu as the Moon Sashays into Sagittarius: Hold Onto Your TARDIS, Stargazers!"
"'NASA for all.' That's something that I think is really important because we are the universe, right? We are made of star stuff, and I think now more than ever, we all need to remember that we're part of a greater purpose." – Rebecca Sirmons, NASA TV Executive Producer, NASA Headquarters
"Breaking News: The Moon Ditches Libra's Scales for Scorpio's Stinger – Time to Trade Smooth Vibes for Intense Investigations, X-Files Style!"
"Galactic Groove Alert: The Moon Boogies from Cozy Cancer to Far-Out Leo - Time to Unleash Your Inner Space Kitty!"