Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Hold Onto Your Horns: Saturn's About to Pull a Quantum Prank!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourselves: Jupiter's in Retrograde and It's About to Get as Messy as a Spock's Hair on a Zero-Gravity Day!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Balance Those Scales or You'll Tip Over: A Quirky Quantum Guide to Navigating the Galaxy of Your Life!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert: Mercury Retrograde Might Download a Glitch in Your System, Don't Forget to Run Your Anti-Virus (a.k.a Patience and Calmness)!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: The Cosmos Forecasts a Week of Galactic Drama & Interstellar Shenanigans!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer's Cosmic Forecast: Expect Crabby Planetary Alignment to Side-Step Your Plans... But Remember, Not All Who Wander are Lost in Space-Time!"

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Gemini Report

"Double the Fun, Double the Trouble: Gemini's Cosmic Twister Turns the Universe into a Galactic Ping-Pong Tournament!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus, The Bull with a Cosmic Butter Pat: Milky Way's Most Reluctant Matador Faces Planetary Flamenco!"

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Aries Report

"Alert, Alert! Mars in Retrograde: Aries, Prepare for Cosmic Whiplash and Unexpected Sock Drawer Organization!"

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ChipWitch Today for 31 August, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 31 August, 2023

Retrograde Report for 31 August, 2023. There are currently 6 planets in retrograde.

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Hurricane Idalia in the Gulf of Mexico

Hurricane Idalia is pictured in the Gulf of Mexico from the International Space Station.

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NASA Completes Last OSIRIS-REx Test Before Asteroid Sample Delivery

A team led by NASA in Utah’s West Desert is in the final stages of preparing for the arrival of the first U.S. asteroid sample – slated to land on Ear...

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Guy Bluford, the First African American in Space

In this image from Sept. 5, 1983, Guion “Guy” Bluford checks out the sample pump on the continuous flow electrophoresis system experiment in the midde...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Against the Current: Mercury Retrograde Brings Misplaced Car Keys and Socks!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius Forecast: Expect a Stellar Rebellion in Your Love Life, and Your Showerhead May Just Be a Teleportation Device!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Brace Yourself for Planetary Shenanigans! May the Force (of Gravity) Be with You!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Warp Speed into a Nebula of Nostalgia - Retrograde is the New Forward!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, This Week: Alien Abductions Likely, Bring Your Own Probe!"

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Libra Report

"Libra Season: Time to Balance Those Scales, Picasso-Style! Paint Your Life with Equal Parts Chaos and Harmony!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, the stars are aligning... or maybe they're just playing celestial Tetris - Either way, expect some cosmic rearrangement!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Hold Onto Your Manes! Expect a Cosmic Hairball this Week as Mars Enters Retrograde!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, Prepare to Warp Into a Nebula of Cosmic Possibilities: Next Week's Forecast Looks Like a Prime Directive for Love, Laughter, and Maybe Losing that Favorite Sock in a Wormhole!"

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Gemini Report

"Double Trouble, Gemini! Quantum Fluctuations Predict a Split Decision Week. Choose Wisely or Face Timey-Wimey Consequences!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Venus Is in Retrograde and Your Cheeseburger Might Just Fly Away!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Get Ready to Ram Through the Galaxy this Week, Just Don't Forget Your Laser Blaster!"

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The Moon is moving from Aquarius to Pisces

"Pack Your Galactic Swimsuits, Earthlings! The Moon's Scuba-Diving From Aquarius To Pisces!"

ChipWitch Today for 30 August, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 30 August, 2023

Retrograde Report for 30 August, 2023. There are currently 6 planets in retrograde.

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Studying the Wind with Weather Balloons

Rocky Garcia and Wesley James prepare a weather balloon to collect wind data at NASA’s Armstrong Flight Research Center in Edwards, California, on Jul...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Pack Your Flippers! It's Time to Surf the Cosmic Waves of Uncertainty!"

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Aquarius Report

"Attention Aquarians! Brace Yourselves for a Galactic Hoedown, as Uranus Boot Scoots Into Your Dance Floor!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, Gear Up! Saturn's Moon Titan is throwing a Galactic Disco Party and You're the Guest of Honor!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Brace Yourselves, Sagittarians! Jupiter's in Retrograde and It's About to Get Crazier Than a Replicant on Red Bull!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Sting! Unprecedented Star Power Ahead or I'm Not a Politician!"

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Libra Report

"Libra's Forecast: Likely to Balance Scales on One Foot while Juggling Hot Tea and Quantum Physics Textbooks!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Your Stars are Aligning: Time to Embrace that Spreadsheet Orgy and Tame the Chaos...of Your Sock Drawer!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Cosmic Forecast: Probability of Roaring Success Increases Exponentially, Fascinatingly Enough, Logic Suggests Carrying an Umbrella for Impending Stardust Showers!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancer, grab your shell! It's time to dive into the cosmic soup - expect turbulence, starfish encounters, and maybe a black hole or two!"

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Gemini Report

"Phone Home, Gemini! Your Stars are Dialing in On a Cosmic Conference Call!"

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Taurus Report

"Alien Invasion Not Expected, Taurus! But Grab Your Space Suit, We're Venturing Into the Cosmos of Self-Discovery!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Get Ready to Ram the Universe with Your Horns: It's Not Just Quantum Physics, It's Your Destiny!"

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ChipWitch Today for 29 August, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 29 August, 2023

Retrograde Report for 29 August, 2023. There are currently 6 planets in retrograde.

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Crew-7 Lifts Off

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Crew-7 Lifts Off

At 3:27 a.m. EDT on Saturday, Aug. 26, NASA’s SpaceX Crew-7 crew members launched from Kennedy Space Center in Florida.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Brace Yourself! Expect a Blizzard of Emotions, Mutant Crabs, and Maybe Even an Alien Invasion this Month!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius Forecast: You're no good to me frozen, so warm up your social skills and prepare for a cosmic ice-breaker!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, You Are! Climbing Corporate Ladder, You Must, Or Fall On Your Butt, You Will. Hmmmm!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Galactic Alert: Sagittarius, Prepare to Dodge Metaphysical Arrows While Balancing Quantum Karma!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare Your Stingers! The Stars Advocate for Cosmic Shenanigans and Interstellar Twists - It's High Time to Channel Your Inner Sheldon Cooper!"

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Libra Report

"Libra Alert: If You Thought Balancing Your Checkbook Was Tricky, Wait Until the Cosmos Juggles Your Planets This Week!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo's Stars Aligning: Get Ready to Vanish into Jungle of Opportunities, Minus the Dreadlocks and Plasma Cannon!"

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Leo Report

"Flashy Solar Flares Incoming! Leo's Mane Set for Cosmic Crimping - Prepare for Interstellar Bedhead!"

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Cancer Report

"Galactic Crab Alert! Cancer, Prepare for a Stellar Twister in Your Cosmic Kitchen!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini Alert! Time to Twin it to Win it, Just Don't Pull a Robo-Flop!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus, Charge Ahead, but Don't Get Entangled in the Galactic Web of Unruly Neutron Stars!"

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Aries Report

"Galactic Giggles Ahead, Aries! Mars is Tying its Laces for a Cosmic Conga!"

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The Moon is moving from Capricorn to Aquarius

"Strap On Your Space Helmets, Folks! The Moon is Jumping Ship from Capricorn to Aquarius Faster Than HAL Can Say 'I'm Sorry, Dave. I'm Afraid I Can't Do That.'"

ChipWitch Today for 28 August, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 28 August, 2023

Retrograde Report for 28 August, 2023. There are currently 5 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Starfleet Alert: Pisces, Prepare to Boldly Go Where No Fish Has Swum Before! Quantum Leap Expected in Your Emotional Nebula!"

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Aquarius Report

"Set Phasers to Fun! Aquarius, Prepare for a Stellar Week of Cosmic Twists and Nebula-Sized Surprises!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace for Impact! Saturn's Rings Are About to Give You a Cosmic Wedgie!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Stargate Sagittarius: Prepare for a Wormhole of Emotions, Quasar-sized Ambitions, and Maybe Even an Alien Encounter or Two!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Sting! Cosmic Twists and Turns Are More Tangled Than My Last Game of Quantum Twister!"

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Libra Report

"Libra: Balance Out Your Life or the Universe Might Just Use You as a Seesaw!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Season: Prepare for Hyperdrive Productivity, and Maybe Even a Wormhole to a Cleaner Dimension!"

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Leo Report

"Attention, Cosmic Lions: Time to Roar Like You Just Found the Last Remaining Coffee in the Universe!"

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Cancer Report

"Well, Crabby Pals, Prepare to Flip Your Shells - Cosmic Tides are Giving You a Galactic Swirl!"

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Gemini Report

"Double Trouble or Double Bubble? Gemini, Your Cosmic Twins are Stirring the Galactic Pot!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Venus is in Retrograde, Not a Death Star Invasion!"

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Mars is moving from Virgo to Libra

"Mars Ditches Perfectionist Virgo for Libra's Cocktail Parties: Galactic Drama Unfolds!"

Aries Report

"Battlestar Alert: Aries, Buckle Up! Cosmic Rams are About to Do the FTL Jump Into a Month of Unpredictable Nebulas and Sassy Cylons!"

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ChipWitch Today for 27 August, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 27 August, 2023

Retrograde Report for 27 August, 2023. There are currently 5 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Through a Cosmic Puddle of Hilarity and Retrograde Ridiculousness!"

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Aquarius Report

"Alien Invasion or New Aquarius Roommate? The Stars Just Can't Decide!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, May The Force Be With You... Because Mercury Sure Isn't!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Galactic Giggles Await! Sagittarius, Hold Onto Your Bow: The Stars Plan a Cosmic Comedy!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, prepare to freeze your stingers off! Your forecast is chillier than a Monday morning at Outpost 31!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Feel the Force... of Venus: Balance or Not, You Must Choose!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Season Alert: Time to Vacuum Your Aura, Sort Your Chakras Alphabetically, and Finally Find that Missing Sock!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare Your Mane: Solar Flares Ahead Might Result in a Cosmic Bad Hair Day!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancerians, Grab Your Telescopes! Uranus Is Mooning Us, Bringing an Unexpected Tidal Wave of Change!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini Twins, Prepare for a Quantum Flux: It's not Schrödinger's Cat, but your Life is both Chaotic and Orderly this Month!"

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Taurus Report

"Stellar Update: Taurus Bullishly Charges Into Retrograde, Forgets to Take Left Turn at Mars!"

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The Moon is moving from Sagittarius to Capricorn

"Moody Moon Migrates from Sagacious Sagittarius to Crowd-pleasing Capricorn, Buckle Up for the Cosmic Switcheroo!"

Aries Report

"Rocketing Through the Cosmos, Aries! Buckle Up for a Galactic Joyride of Martian Proportions!"

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ChipWitch Today for 26 August, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 26 August, 2023

Retrograde Report for 26 August, 2023. There are currently 5 planets in retrograde.

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Hubble Sees a Sparkling Neighbor Galaxy

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Hubble Sees a Sparkling Neighbor Galaxy

The galaxy ESO 300-16 looms over this image from the NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope.

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Pisces Report

"Warp Speed Ahead, Pisces! Prepare to Navigate the Nebula of Nonsense in Your Personal Galaxy!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius: Prepare for a Cosmic Splash! Uranus is Sending You a Shower of Awkward Encounters and Sudden Insights - Remember, No Rubber Duckies in the Astral Plane!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Time to get to the chopper of success! But remember, if it bleeds, we can kill it... I mean, overcome it. It's not a jungle out there, it's just Mercury in retrograde!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Brace Yourself, Sagittarius: Your Stars are More Misaligned than a Ferengi's Profit Margin!"

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Scorpio Report

"Logical Analysis Predicts: Scorpio, Your Emotional Intensity May Reach Klingon Levels This Month!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, prepare to balance more than just your checkbook - your stars are doing the cosmic cha-cha!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, brace yourself for Cosmic Housekeeping: Mercury Retrograde Mops up Your Mess!"

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Leo Report

"Great Scott! Leo, Your Stars are Flux-Capacitor-Flippin' Fabulous This Week!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerian Cosmic Forecast: Expect a Stellar Crab-Walk Through Galactic Emotional Tide Pools - An Algorithmically (Un)Predictable Journey!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Brace Yourself: You've Got More Faces Coming Out This Month Than a Dungeons & Dragons Die!"

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Taurus Report

"Picasso's Bull in a China Shop: Taurus, Prepare for a Whirlwind of Cubist Chaos this Month!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Alert! Mars is Moonwalking Backwards! Better Tie Your Shoelaces or Risk Tripping Over the Cosmic Threads of Destiny!"

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ChipWitch Today for 25 August, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 25 August, 2023

Retrograde Report for 25 August, 2023. There are currently 5 planets in retrograde.

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Testing the First U.S. Crewed Launch Vehicle, Mercury-Redstone

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Testing the First U.S. Crewed Launch Vehicle, Mercury-Redstone

A Mercury-Redstone launch vehicle awaits test-firing in the Redstone Test Stand at NASA's Marshall Space Flight Center in Huntsville, Alabama in this ...

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Pisces Report

"Galactic Galoshes Recommended! Pisces Prepares for Downpour of Cosmic Karma and Astral Anomalies!"

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Aquarius Report

"Beep Boop Beep! Aquarius, Saturn's Rings Have Less Tangle than Your Love Life this Month!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace for Impact: Your Planetary Alignment is More Confused Than a Chameleon in a Bag of Skittles!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Better Buckle Up! Cosmic Winds Set to Ruffle Your Serenity!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Your Stars are More Confused than a Protocol Droid at a Yoda Grammar Class!"

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Libra Report

"Libra: Brace for Impact as Mercury Retrogrades into Your DMs!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert: Mercury Retrograde Plans to Mess Up Your Spreadsheet, But Your Inner Nerd Will Triumph!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Unexpected Planetary Shenanigans Predicted to Tickle Your Mane!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Prepare to Swim Backwards: Retrograde Season is Here and It’s About to Turn Your Crabby World Upside Down!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Prepare to Juggle Planets! Mercury in Retrograde Calls for Cosmic Multitasking and Galactic Giggles!"

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Taurus Report

"Taureans, get ready to charge! The stars predict a cosmic traffic jam - but don't worry, it's nothing your stubborn bull horns can't handle!"

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The Moon is moving from Scorpio to Sagittarius

"Galactic Update: Moon Ditches Scorpio's Intensity, Packs Quiver for Sagittarius' Grand Adventure - Get Your Space Boots Ready!"

Aries Report

"Red Alert, Aries! Mars in Retrograde Could Cause Phaser Malfunctions: Don't Forget Your Starfleet Manual This Week!"

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ChipWitch Today for 24 August, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 24 August, 2023

Retrograde Report for 24 August, 2023. There are currently 5 planets in retrograde.

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Psyche Comes Together

In this image from July 18, 2023, a NASA team helps attach solar arrays for the agency’s Psyche spacecraft onto a stand inside the Astrotech Space Ope...

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Psyche Comes Together

In this image from July 18, 2023, a NASA team helps attach solar arrays for the agency’s Psyche spacecraft onto a stand inside the Astrotech Space Ope...

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Pisces Report

"Great Scott! Pisces, Prepare to Flux Capacitate Through a Cosmic Sea of Love and Creativity!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, May Your Arrows of Fortune Be as Accurate as Stormtroopers are Not!"

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The Moon is moving from Scorpio to Sagittarius

"Scorpio's Eviction Notice: Moon Packs Up its Emotional Baggage and Gallops into Sagittarius' Fiery Abode!"

Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare for an Interstellar Scandal as Pluto Demands a DNA Test in This Week's Cosmic Soap Opera!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare to Warp Speed into a Universe of Organized Chaos! It's Not Tribbles - It's Your Month Ahead!"

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Leo Report

"Beep-Boop-Beep! Leo, Time to Roar Louder than a Wookiee: Planetary Alignments Predict a Stellar Week Ahead!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancerians, Prepare to Get Even Crab-ier: Retrograde Season is Here and It's as Welcome as a Dalek at a Tea Party!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Hold onto Your Twins! Mercury's Going Retrograde and It's About to Get Freaky in Binary Code!"

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Taurus Report

"Galactic Bull Market Ahead: Taurus, Time to Charge Through the Universe Like a Star-Fueled Toro!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Grab Your Hoverboard! Time-Travelling Rams Predict a Flux-capacitor Full of Surprises This Month!"

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The Sun is moving from Leo to Virgo

"Sun Ditches the Lion for the Virgin: A Galactic Shift from Leo to Virgo Faster Than Boba Fett Can Say 'Bounty Hunter'"

ChipWitch Today for 23 August, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 23 August, 2023

Retrograde Report for 23 August, 2023. There are currently 4 planets in retrograde.

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A Gateway to the Moon

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A Gateway to the Moon

Gateway's International Habitat module, provided by ESA, is the focus of this rendered image from Aug. 18, 2023.

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Pisces Report

"Brace Yourselves, Pisces! Neptune's got a new ring and it's not afraid to show it off - expect tidal waves of emotions and maybe an alien abduction or two!"

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Aquarius Report

"Brace Yourselves, Aquarians! Uranus is not just a Planet - It's your Personal Disco Ball for the Month!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, 'Phone Home' For Some Cosmic Advice: Your Saturn-ruled Path is More Twisted Than E.T.'s Bike Ride!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, prepare for a cosmic rollercoaster ride: Jupiter's got its gravity pants on and is ready to shake your world!"

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Scorpio Report

"Set Phasers to Fun! Scorpio, You're About to Encounter a Romulan-Level Passion in Your Love Sector!"

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Libra Report

"Libra's Balance Defying Gravity This Month: A Cosmic Tug of War Leaves Scales in a Spin!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare for an Inter-Galactic Overload of Cleanliness: Your Obsessive Habits Meet Mercury Retrograde!"

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Leo Report

"Leo Roars into Retrograde: Prepare for Planetary Hairballs and Cosmic Catnaps!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancers, Prepare to Shell Out Some Laughs: Your Stars are Aligning in a Hilariously Quirky Quantum Tango!"

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Gemini Report

"Binary Choices Ahead, Gemini: Take the Red Pill for Cosmic Enlightenment, or the Blue for a Comfortable Nap!"

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Taurus Report

"Ground Control to Major Taurus: Trade in Your Hooves for Rocket Boots - It's Time to Defy Gravity!"

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Aries Report

"Rambunctious Rams, Brace Yourselves: Mars Invades Your Space... No, Not Mars Bars, Aries!"

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ChipWitch Today for 22 August, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 22 August, 2023

Retrograde Report for 22 August, 2023. There are currently 4 planets in retrograde.

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Crew-7 Members Arrive for Prelaunch Activities

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Crew-7 Members Arrive for Prelaunch Activities

The crew members of NASA’s SpaceX Crew-7 mission spoke at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida on Aug. 20, 2023.

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Pisces Report

"Galactic Forecast for Pisces: Prepare for a Tidal Wave of Cosmic Energy. Don't Forget Your Rubber Duckies!"

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Aquarius Report

"Quirky Aquarius, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Electric Slide Across the Universe's Disco Floor!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, Brace Yourselves! Saturn's Got Dad Jokes and Uranus is Going Through a Midlife Crisis!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Launch: Your Horoscope Predicts a Journey as Wild as Warp Speed - Hold Tight To Your Phaser!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect Emotional Tsunamis, Spicy Love Affairs, and a Sudden Urge to Conquer the Galaxy - Hold onto your antennae!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, prepare to balance more than just your checkbook: Mars is throwing cosmic frisbees your way!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo: The Ultimate Intergalactic Organizer. This Week: Even Predators Can't Escape Your To-Do Lists!"

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Leo Report

"Mane Event of the Month: Leo's Cosmic Roar Set to Outshine Even the Big Bang, Says Science! Hold onto Your Hairy Hats!"

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Cancer Report

"Get Your Crab Claws Ready, Cancer! A Galactic Heat-wave is Coming and It's Not a Microwave Malfunction!"

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Gemini Report

"Binary Stars Clash: Gemini Twins Embark on a Quantum Leap of Love and Chaos - Resistance is Futile!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Alien Invasion Expected as Venus Enters Your House. Remember, the Key is to Stay Calm and Avoid Acidic Spit!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, this week you're hotter than a flamethrower on an Antarctic alien! Time to melt some icy hearts!"

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The Moon is moving from Libra to Scorpio

"Well, Buckle Up Space Cowboys! Moon's Hitchin' a Ride from Libra to Scorpio: Expect Mood Swings More Dramatic than a Space Serpent's Tail Whip!"

ChipWitch Today for 21 August, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 21 August, 2023

Retrograde Report for 21 August, 2023. There are currently 4 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Boba Fett-ucine, Anyone? Pisces, Get Ready to Tangle with the Spaghetti Monster of the Cosmos this Month!"

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Aquarius Report

"May the Stars Be With You, Aquarius! R2-D2 Couldn't Chart a More Exciting Galactic Journey This Month!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, it's time to pull up your Galactic Go-Go Boots: Cosmic Hokey-Pokey forecasted!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Brace for Impact as Jupiter's Moons Align - Not Even Your Bow Can Save You from This Emotional Roller Coaster!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Set Phasers to Fun! Prepare for a Galactic Wave of Passionate Intensity - It's Not the Final Frontier, But It Might Feel Like It!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Time To Balance Your Scales and Dust Off Your Dancing Shoes - The Universe Ain’t Waiting Around For Your Next Waltz!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, the Universe is Suggesting You Tidy Up Your Space Station: A Zero-Gravity Organization Marathon is on Your Horizon!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Roar You Will! Galactic Drama and Jedi Confidence Your Week Shall Fill!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancer, Brace Yourself: Universe Plans a Cosmic Game of Hide & Seek, No Timey-Wimey Stuff Allowed!"

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Gemini Report

"Quantum Quirks in the Constellation: Gemini's Dual Nature Gets a Cosmic Caffeine Fix!"

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Taurus Report

"Tau-rus'ing to the Stars: It's Going to be a Bull of a Time in The Milky Way, So Buckle Up Your Asteroid Belts!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Prepare for a Black Hole of Laundry: Supermassive Cleaning Energy Incoming!"

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ChipWitch Today for 20 August, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 20 August, 2023

Retrograde Report for 20 August, 2023. There are currently 4 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, prepare for interstellar interference! Neptune's acting up again and Mercury's in retrograde. Maybe it's time to build that underwater base you've always dreamed of!"

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Aquarius Report

"EXTERMINATE Boredom, Aquarius! Galactic Alignment Promises Out-of-this-World Shenanigans this Week!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Prep for a Cosmic Goat Rodeo as Saturn Sends You on a Galactic Roller Coaster!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Grab Your Bow and Arrow - We're Going on a Galactic Road Trip to Planet Opportunity!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio: Prepare for a Planetary Prison Break as Mars Busts You Out of Your Cosmic Comfort Zone!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Brace Yourself for Interstellar Whirlwinds: Your Scales Are About to Experience Some Cosmic Wingardium Leviosa!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, You're More Balanced Than a Quantum Physics Equation: A Comic Con of Planetary Alignments Predicts a Rollercoaster Week!"

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Leo Report

"Attention Leos! Brace Yourselves for Galactic Domination - or at Least a Decent Parking Spot!"

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Cancer Report

"Alert! Alert! Cancer Crustaceans, Brace for Tidal Waves of Love: Romance Nebula Approaching in Warp Speed!"

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Gemini Report

"Spacetime Shenanigans Ahead: Gemini, prepare for a cosmic tango with Mercury in Retrograde!"

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Taurus Report

"Planetary Shenanigans Ahead: Taurus, Brace for Cosmic Bull in your Celestial China Shop!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Get Ready for a Stellar Performance: Mars is Going Retrograde and It's Not Just Because It Forgot Its Space Wallet!"

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The Moon is moving from Virgo to Libra

"Strap in, Space Cowboys! Moon's Jumpin' from Fussy Virgo to Flirty Libra: Prepare for a Smooth Ride or a Cosmic Hoedown!"

ChipWitch Today for 19 August, 2023

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