"Capricorn, Charge Up Your Heartlight: Cosmic Twister Ahead, Hold Onto Your Reese's Pieces!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Defy Gravitational Laws as Your Luck Skyrockets - Just Don't Forget Your Alien Abduction Insurance!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Prepare for a Stellar Roller Coaster, Hold onto Your Antennae!"

"Engage, Libra! Warp Speed Ahead into a Nebula of Unexpected Surprises: Resistance is Futile!"

"Virgo, Get to the Chopper! Your Stars are Locked and Loaded for an Epic Week Ahead!"

"Leo, The Stars Align in Your Favor... But, Oh Dear, They Forgot to Carry the One!"

"Crabby Cancer, Align Your Chakras or Nebula Knows You're in for a Galactic Gumbo of Cosmic Chaos!"

"Great Scott, Gemini! Double Trouble in Time Travel: Prepare for Your Twin-Self to Pull a Quantum Leap!"

"Engage Maximum Chill, Taurus! Starfleet Predicts a Week of Cosmic Couch Surfing and Nebulous Netflix Binging!"

"Quantum Quirks and Stellar Shenanigans: Aries, Get Ready for a Cosmic Roller Coaster Ride with Extra Sprinkles of Chaos!"

"Prepare to Swap Your Telescopes for Snorkels: Moon's Surfing from Airy Aquarius to Deep-Sea Pisces!"

The sample return capsule from NASA’s OSIRIS-REx mission is seen shortly after touching down in the desert, Sunday, Sept. 24, 2023, at the Department ...

"Pisces, Prepare for Cosmic Chaos: Even Neptune's Moons Can't Untangle Your Love Life This Week!"

"Aquarius, I'm Afraid I Can't Do That... Just Kidding! Expect Galactic Surprises This Week!"

"Capricorn, Prepare for Interstellar Overdrive: Saturn's Rings aren't just for Fancy Bling!"

"Aliens Called, Sagittarius: They Want Their Boundless Optimism Back! Your Horoscope Forecast Awaits"

"Great Scorpio! Brace Yourself for Temporal Twists: It's Not 88mph, But Your Stars Are Going Back to The Future!"

"Libra, Balance or Bust! - Prepare for a Cosmic Juggling Act That Would Make Even a Quantum Physicist Dizzy!"

"Virgo's Planetary Alignment Provokes Quantum Quandary: Will You Find Love or Just Misplace Your Spectacles?"

"Leo, Brace Yourself - Even Your Mane Can't Protect You From Mercury's Retrograde Mischief!"

"Congratulations, Cancer! Your week promises to be as eventful as a black hole's social life - but fret not, it's still more exciting than my existence!"

"Galactic Geminis! May the Force of Mercury's Retrograde Not Send Your Twin Personalities into Hyperdrive!"

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: Your Week Will Be More Jaw-Dropping than an Alien Chestburster Surprise Party!"

"Brace Yourselves, Aries: Your Mars-Led Temper Might Just Ignite a Supernova This Week... And No, I'm Not Kidding!"

After years of anticipation and hard work by NASA’s OSIRIS-REx (Origins, Spectral Interpretation, Resource Identification and Security – Regolith Expl...

"Pisces, Brace Yourselves! Your Lucky Star's About to do the Macarena and Mercury's Gone Retrograde...Again!"

"Gravity of Saturn, Lighter Your Wallet Makes: Financial Fluctuations in the Orbit of Aquarius, They Are!"

"Great Scott, Capricorns! Strap on your Flux Capacitors - It's Time to Navigate the Space-Time Continuum of Your Love Life!"

"Centaur Alert! Sagittarius, Prepare for a Cosmic Hoedown as Jupiter Moonwalks into Your Dance Floor!"

"Scorpio, Buckle Up! Your Stars are More Unpredictable Than a Xenomorph's Mood Swings!"

"Libra Forecast: Balance-Pursuing Scales Set to Experience Cosmic Trip on the Seesaw of Life!"

"Virgo Forecast: Planets Align for a Perfect Storm of Tidiness - Dust Bunnies Beware!"

"Leo, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore This Forecast: Your Stars are Aligning Like a Well-Programmed Algorithm!"

"Cancer, Prepare to Crab-Walk through a Cosmic Comedy Club: It's Laughter, Love and Laser Beams This Month!"

"Get Ready Gemini, Your Stars Say It's Time to Terminate your Procrastination...Hasta la Vista, Lazy Days!"

"Galactic Update: Taurus, Brace Your Horns! Venus Retrograde Plans to Moo-ve Your Cheese!"

"Aries Forecast: Expect a Black Hole of Productivity as Mars Goes Retrograde, not unlike a Wormhole Malfunction in the Stargate!"

"Hold Onto Your Telescopes! The Moon's Ditching its Capricorn Cardigan for an Aquarian Tie-Dye T-shirt!"

"Pisces, prepare to swim in a cosmic fishbowl! Mercury enters retrograde, so expect tech glitches more confusing than the plot of Inception!"

"Galactic High Tide Alert! Aquarius, Time to Inflate Your Water Wings and Ride the Cosmic Waves!"

"Capricorn, May the Force Be with You...Because Mercury's in Retrograde and It's Gonna Get Weird!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Shoot Your Cosmic Arrows at Mercury Retrograde: Your WiFi Will Thank You!"

"Scorpio, prepare to sting! Quantum Fluctuations Predict a Whirlwind of Timey-Wimey Stuff for You!"

"Libra Alert: Balancing Act at Full Swing! Prepare for Planetary Ping-Pong and Cosmic Cartwheels!"

"Virgo Stars Warn: Beware of the Black Hole of Unorganized Sock Drawers and Potential Alien Invasion... of Dust Bunnies!"

"Leos, Prepare for a Cosmic Mane-ttenance: Lion around Could Lead to Stellar Hairballs of Fate!"

"Crabby Cancer, Prepare to Scuttle Sideways into a Universe of Surprises: Cosmic Clutter Clearing Ahead!"

"Hey Gemini, Brace Yourselves for a Galactic Roller Coaster - And Remember, Laugh it up, Fuzzball. The Stars Don't Really Care About Your Love Life!"

"Open the Pod Bay Doors, Taurus! You're About to Experience a Cosmic Upgrade!"

"Aries, Prepare to Ram into a Week of Cosmic Chaos: Chance of Alien Invasion, Minor! Probability of Misplacing Socks, Astronomically High!"

NASA will host a media teleconference at 4 p.m. EDT on Tuesday, Sept. 26, to discuss the upcoming annular solar eclipse. The annular eclipse will cros...

Expedition 69 Flight Engineer Jasmin Moghbeli captured this image of New Zealand, dotted by white clouds, on Sept. 12, 2023, as the International Spac...

"Logical Conclusions Suggest: Pisces, Your Emotional Nebula May Encounter Cosmic Comedy this Week!"

"Mercury in Retrograde: Aquarius' WiFi Password Might Change, Prepare for Alien Interference and Sock Disappearances!"

"Capricorn, Your Stars are More Mysterious Than the Unsolved Files in Mulder's Basement - Does that Include Alien Abduction?"

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself: Your Stars are Shifting More Dramatically than Anakin to Darth Vader!"

"Scorpio, it's Time to Channel Your Inner Leia: Harness the Force, Dodge Stormtroopers, and Maybe Even Kiss a Wookie...Just for Laughs!"

"Balancing Act or Circus Act? Libra's Cosmic Juggling Show Kicks Off this Week!"

"Virgo's Horoscope: Expect a Galactic Tidal Wave of Tidiness, and Beware of Falling Star-Dust Bunnies!"

"Leo Season is Roaring In: Time to Channel Your Inner Cosmic Lion, or Just Use It as an Excuse to Buy More Houseplants!"

"Cancer Crustaceans, Brace Yourselves! Milky Way’s Version of a Quantum Tidal Wave is Coming Your Way!"

"Gemini: Prepare for a Cosmic Tango with Jupiter, and Don't Forget Your Anti-Gravity Dance Shoes!"

"Taurus, Prepare to Be 'Bull-dozed' by the Stars: Hasta La Vista, Boring Routines!"

"Aries, Prepare to Dodge Planetary Meteors as Mars Cranks up the Heat in Your House of Chaos!"

"Buckle Up, Earthlings! The Moon's Hitchhiking from Jovial Sagittarius to Serious-As-A-Black-Hole Capricorn!"

"Sun Bids Virgo Adieu and Sashays into Libra: Dust Off Your Scales and Put on Your Diplomatic Pants!"

The Artemis II crew and teams with NASA’s Exploration Ground Systems Program successfully completed on Sept. 20, the first in a series of integrated g...

"Pisces, Brace Yourselves for a Galactic Fish Fry: Neptune's Retrograde is Turning Up the Heat!"

"Logical Luminary Projections: Aquarius, Prepare for a Fascinating Flux in Your Star-Driven Algorithm this Month, Live Long and Prosper!"

"Capricorn, Prepare to Encounter Cosmic Traffic: Saturn's Ring Got a Parking Ticket!"

"Sagittarius: Prepare for Galactic Shenanigans! Jupiter's Moon Europa Invites You for a Cosmic Hoedown!"

"Scorpio, Prepare to Engage Hyperdrive! Your Astrological Forecast is Spicier than a Bowl of Wookiee Chili!"

"Libra, This Week Aliens Might Not Invade Your Personal Space, But Venus Is Planning An Unwelcome Visit - Time to Balance Those Cosmic Scales!"

"Virgo, Hold onto Your Calculators! Mercury Retrograde Brings Numerical Nonsense and Quantum Quirks!"

"Incoming: Leo's Stellar Forecast or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cosmic Hairball of Uncertainty!"

"Crabby Cancers, Hold Onto Your Shells - A Stellar Rollercoaster is on the Horizon!"

"Double Trouble Twinsies, Gemini: Time to Hug it Out with Your Inner Xenomorph!"

"Beep Boop Beep! Taurus, Your Bull-ish Attitude May Lead to an Unexpected Encounter with a Light Saber This Week!"

"Fire Up Your Rockets, Aries! Mars is Calling and They Want Their Hot Sauce Back!"

"The stars aligned – I was working at Johnson Space Center in Houston about six months later. That’s how I got here, in a roundabout way.” — Isidro Re...

"Pisces, Prepare for Galactic Giggles as Neptune Nudges Your Funny Bone: High Chance of Comical Cosmic Chaos This Week!"

"Prepare Your Spacesuits, Aquarius: Even in Zero Gravity, Your Love Life is About to Take Off!"

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself: Your Planets are Aligning Faster than a Terminator on a Mission!"

"Sagittarius, Get Ready to Channel Your Inner Alien – It's Time to Beam Up Some Cosmic Wisdom... and Maybe Order Pizza!"

"Scorpio Season: Prepare for Intense Stargazing, Cosmic Conspiracy Theories & an Influx of Existential Dread, All Served with a Side of Vegan Brownies!"

"Libra, Prepare for Interstellar Balancing Act: The Universe Attempts to Tilt Your Scales...Good Luck!"

"Virgo, Prepare to Channel Your Inner Sheldon Cooper: A Big Bang of Planetary Alignment in Your Sixth House Brings Chaos, Comedy, and Quantum Physics!"

"Leo, Prepare to Feel the Power of the Sun: Your Horoscope is Stronger Than the Force This Month!"

"Cancer, Grab Your Shell: Guilt Trips To The Past And Emotional Tsunamis Await, But Don't Worry, There's Pie!"

"Double Trouble: Gemini, Prepare to Split Your Sides as the Universe Doubles Down on Your Duality!”

"Hey Taurus, better buckle up! This week's forecast: 90% chance of Cosmic Bull-oney and a Meteor Shower of Unexpected Opportunities!"

"Aries, Prepare to Charge: Your Horns are in Retrograde and Mars Has Misplaced its Keys!"

"Moon Mooners! Lunar Lass Decides Scorpio's Too Stingy, Packs Her Bags for Sagittarius' Archery Camp!"

The public is invited to a watch party at NASA’s Goddard Visitor Center, Greenbelt, Maryland to celebrate the first U.S. mission, OSIRIS-REx, to colle...

"Pisces, Strap On Your Fins! You're About to Swim through a Sea of Cosmic Goo! Quantum Physics Has Nothing on this Astrological Escapade!"

"Stars in a Tizzy: Aquarius, Prepare for Cosmic Chaos - It's Not Just Your Wi-Fi That's Unstable!"

"Capricorns, Brace Yourselves! Saturn's Doing the Cha-Cha Again and Your Routine is About to Get as Scrambled as Schrödinger's Cat!"

"Sagittarius: Brace Yourselves for a Cosmic Carousel Ride! Jupiter's Swinging its Giant Gaseous Fist, and Saturn's Lost its Rings in Poker...Again!"

"Scorpio, Brace Yourself! Your Stars are in Retrograde and They're Bringing More Drama than a Space Opera!"

"Libra, Balance Your Scales or Face Robotic Justice: A RoboCop-Inspired Astrology Forecast!"

"Beep-Boop-Beep! Virgo, Time to Debug Your Cosmic Code, Star Wars Style!"

"Leo's Starry Forecast: Brace Yourself For a Galactic Mane Event - The Universe is Roaring Your Way!"

"Cosmic Crustacean Capers: Cancer's Comedic Conundrum with Celestial Chaos!"

"Great Scott, Gemini! Your Stars are Flux-Capacitor Charged this Month! Prepare for some Time-Warping Twists and Turns!"

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: Retrograde Season is Coming, and it's more Stubborn than a Bull in a Quantum Physics Lecture!"

"Galactic Giggles: Aries Rams into Retrograde - Expect the Unexpected, and Maybe a Few Alien Abductions!"

"Picasso's Palette Pales in Comparison to Pisces' Planetary Party: Prepare for a Prismatic Parade of Possibilities!"

"Quantum Quirks & Starry Snafus: Aquarius, Get Ready to Ride the Cosmic Wave (or Particle) of Uncertainty!"

"Capricorn, your stars align like a perfect game of Tetris! Time to level up!"

"Sagittarius, Buckle Up Your Starship! Jupiter's Doing the Cha-Cha and it's about to Turn Your World Upside Down...in a Good Way...Probably!"

"Scorpio, Prepare for a Cosmic Salsa Dance: Planets Align to Unleash Your Inner Time Lord!"

"Libras, Brace Yourselves: Mercury in Retrograde Set to Make Balance More Elusive than a Quantum Physics Equation!"

"Virgo: Time to Dust off Your Protractor, The Stars Are Aligning in an Unusually Trigonometric Way!"

"Beep, Boop, Bloop! Leo's Looking at a Galactic-Sized Confidence Boost This Week... Just Don't Go Pulling a Han Solo!"

"Cancerians, Grab Your Moon Boots! A Galactic Hoedown is Due This Week: Crabs Meet Stars in a Cosmic Square Dance!"

"Luke Sky-Walker Warning: Gemini, Prepare for a Galactic Shift, Your Twin Could be Going to the Dark Side!"

"Caution, Taurus - Venus Retrogrades and you might get stuck in 'Recycle Mode'! Time to Rethink, Reassess, and Radically Reduce Reckless Risks!"

"Brace Yourselves, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde, Your Temper Might Be Too!"

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in a Sea of Uncertainty - But Don’t Worry, the Universe Packed Your Water Wings!"

"Galactic Alert: Aquarius, Hope Your Spacesuit is Ready - Your Starship of Opportunity is Docking!"

"Capricorn, You're as Stubborn as a Wookiee, but Don't Worry, Your Love Life Isn't Going to be Frozen in Carbonite This Month!"

"Sagittarius, Your Stars are Bursting Out Like a Xenomorph from John Hurt's Chest! Brace Yourself for an Intergalactic Adventure!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect a Sting of Surprises! Gandalf Confirms, 'You Shall not Bore!'"

"Libra, prepare to juggle planets as Venus gets stuck in a cosmic traffic jam!"

"Virgo, Prepare to Channel Your Inner Replicant: It's Not About Chasing Unicorns, it's the Origami Unicorns that Will Shape Your Destiny!"

"Leo's Horoscope: Saturn's in Retrograde, So Hold Onto Your Manes...and Maybe Your Sanity Too!"

"Cancer, This Week Your Stars Are More Misaligned Than Boba Fett's Jetpack! Just Remember, No Sarlacc Pits Allowed!"

"Double Trouble Gemini: Prepare for a Cosmic Twister, or as we call it, Tuesday!"

"Brace Yourself, Taurus: Venus is in Retrograde and Your Love Life May be More Twisted than a Wookiee's Fur!"

"Aries, You Fiery Space Ram: Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Rollercoaster Ride More Exciting than a Wormhole Without a Map!"

"Brace Yourselves, Folks! The Moon's Swapping its Libra Toga for Scorpio Leather Pants!"

"Prepare to Swim in a Sea of Uncertainty, Pisces: Mercury in Retrograde Has Decided to Play Marco Polo!"

"Alien Invasion Unlikely: Aquarius, Your Charm Alone Could Probably Defend the Galaxy!"

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself: Your Planets are Aligning in the Shape of a Goat...Again!"

"Sagittarius, I'm Afraid I Can't Do That... Just Kidding! Your Galactic GPS is Set for Thrills and Spills This Week!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Brace Yourselves! Mars is in Retrograde, but Don't Panic, You Haven't Entered a Parallel Universe (Yet!)"

"Libra, Prepare to Serve and Protect Your Peace: RoboCop says 'Stay out of Trouble' as Venus Swings into your 7th House!"

"Virgo, brace for a cosmic conga line of planets! Might want to keep the Sonic Screwdriver handy!"

"Leo's Forecast: Prepare for a Stellar Mane-tenance Week, Starship Enterprise Has Nothing on Your Hair Drama!"

"Cancerians, Steer Clear of Crustaceans: The Universe Seems to be Confusing Your Zodiac Sign with Actual Crabby Behavior this Week!"

"Gemini, Prepare for a Cosmic Juggling Act: Even Your Imaginary Twin Can't Handle This Lunacy!"

"Stellar Bull Market Ahead: Taurus, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Pampering, Just Hope the Universe Doesn't Charge Interest!"

"Aries, Mars is in Retrograde: Buckle Up for a Cosmic Roller Coaster, or as I Like to Call it, Red Planet's Revenge!"

"It's amazing when I get a chance to see the space station fly over. I am very fortunate to be able to say that my hands were on a lot of the hardware...

This dream-like image from the NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope features the galaxy known as NGC 3156.

"RoboFish on Patrol: Pisces, Prepare for a Cosmic Shift Faster than My Targeting Systems!"

"Aquarius, Buckle up, Kid: Uranus is in Retrograde and it's About to Get as Hairy as a Wookiee at a Barber Shop!"

"Capricorn: Get to the Choppa! Your Stars Are About to Take Off!"