ChipWitch Today for 14 September, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 14 September, 2023

Retrograde Report for 14 September, 2023. There are currently 6 planets in retrograde.

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DROID 2 Captures the Wind

Justin Hall lands the Dryden Remotely Operated Integrated Drone 2 (DROID 2) aircraft at NASA's Armstrong Flight Research Center in Edwards, California...

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Pisces Report

"Galactic Forecast for Pisces: Expect More Mood Swings Than an Ewok On Endor's Moon!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, Buckle up! Your Starship's GPS is on a Galactic Detour Straight Through a Supernova of Spontaneity!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn Conquers the Cosmos! Watch Out Universe, There's a New Space Goat in Town!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself: The Universe Plans to Tickle Your Funny Bone and Test Your Quantum Physics Knowledge!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, brace for cosmic turbulence: The universe is throwing more curveballs than a Dalek with a cricket ball!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Engage: Balancing Scales and Photon Torpedoes in Your Love Quadrant this Week!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, this week you're gonna shoot first, ask questions later - just like your ol' buddy Han Solo! May the cosmic forces be less fickle than a Wookie's temper!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Roar! Planetary Shenanigans Ahead May Ruffle Your Mane But Remember, Even Einstein Had Bad Hair Days!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, Brace Yourselves! Your Crab-like Tenacity to Open that Jam Jar of Destiny is About to Pay Off!"

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Gemini Report

"Binary Stars Align for Gemini: It's Time to Engage Your Holographic Social Module and Navigate the Nebula of Networking!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourself, Taurus: The Universe Plans a Cosmic Bull Ride - Hope You've Got Your Space Chaps On!"

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Aries Report

"Aries Astrological Forecast: Ram-Packed with Cosmic Shenanigans and a Pinch of Quantum Quirkiness!"

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ChipWitch Today for 13 September, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 13 September, 2023

Retrograde Report for 13 September, 2023. There are currently 6 planets in retrograde.

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Frank Rubio Breaks NASA’s Single Spaceflight Record

In this image from July 24, 2023, astronaut Frank Rubio completes a session on the Surface Avatar Remote Control Terminal, which investigates how hapt...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, You're Swimming in Deep Cosmic Soup: Time to Upgrade Your Gills for Quantum Bubbles!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius: 'I'll Be Back'... But First, Let's Navigate this Mercury Retrograde!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, Brace Yourselves! Saturn's Ring Not a Hula Hoop After All: Expect Sudden Realizations and Less Waist Swinging This Week!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Engage Warp Speed: Your Love Life Will Boldly Go Where No Archer Has Gone Before!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Stars Suggest You Stop Trying to Control Everything...They've Got Enough on Their Plate!"

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Libra Report

"Libra Alert! Cosmic Scales Tilt Towards Unprecedented Balance, Expect Sudden Urge to Organize Sock Drawers!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo's Horoscope: Prepare for a Cosmic Overhaul, Unleashing Your Inner Geek and Organizing the Universe, One Planet at a Time!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Cosmic Roar: Galactic Hairballs and How to Cough Up the Universe's Challenges Like a True Space Lion!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves: The Universe Announces Mandatory Shell Maintenance; Expect Emotional Eclipses and Cosmic Confessions!"

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Gemini Report

"Binary Stars in Disarray: Gemini's Galactic Misadventures in the Realm of Retrogrades! May the Force (of Gravity) be With You!"

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Taurus Report

"Grab Your Bull by the Horns! Taurus Forecast: Expect a Cosmic Twist with a Side of Extra Guacamole!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Buckle Up! Even Snake Plissken Would Struggle with Your Cosmic Rollercoaster Ride Ahead!"

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The Moon is moving from Leo to Virgo

"Lunar Escape Alert! Moon Ditches Leo's Drama for Virgo's Vacuum-Packed Orderliness!"

ChipWitch Today for 12 September, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 12 September, 2023

Retrograde Report for 12 September, 2023. There are currently 6 planets in retrograde.

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Snowy Egret Searches the Waters

A snowy egret, identifiable by its slender black bill, black legs and yellow feet, marches through a pond near NASA’s Kennedy Space Center, looking fo...

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Pisces Report

"Frakkin' Pisces! Pack Your Raincoats, It's a Cosmic Monsoon Season!"

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Aquarius Report

"Allons-y, Aquarius! Prepare for a Timey-Wimey Tumble in the Tardis of the Cosmos!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself! Saturn's Ring is Not a Hula Hoop, But It Might Make You Jump Through Some!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Frakkin' Planets Align, Sagittarius! Time to Dodge Those Cylon Commitments and Rocket into Radical Self-Care!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Prepare for a Cosmic Jambalaya of Luck, Love and Unexpected Tax Refunds - Don't Forget Your Towel!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare For A Cosmic Tug of War: Your Love Life is On Mars, But Your Couch is Comfy as Venus!"

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Virgo Report

"Attention Virgos: Prepare for Celestial Shenanigans as Mercury Turns Retrograde, Proving Once Again, It Couldn’t Find Its Way Out of a Paper Bag Even with a GPS!"

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Leo Report

"Exterminate Self-Doubt, Leo! The Stars Declare - Confidence is Your Supreme Dalek-tator This Month!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Brace for Stellar Shenanigans: Your Crabby Companion, the Moon, Plays Peekaboo with Pluto!"

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Gemini Report

"Logical Analysis of Celestial Bodies Predicts: Gemini, Your Dual Personality May Experience a Warp in the Space-Time Continuum of Social Interactions This Week!"

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Taurus Report

"Lord of the Rings' Gandalf Predicts: Taurus, You Shall Not Pass...Up These Stellar Opportunities!"

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Aries Report

"Aries Alert: Mars is in Retrograde, Expect Spontaneous Combustion of Plans and Possibly Socks!"

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ChipWitch Today for 11 September, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 11 September, 2023

Retrograde Report for 11 September, 2023. There are currently 6 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Prophetic Pisces! Gird your loins as Neptune Aligns: A Cosmic Plot Twist Rivaling Any Star Trek Episode!"

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Aquarius Report

"Van Gogh's Starry Night Has Nothing on Your Upcoming Week, Aquarius: Prepare for a Cosmic Rollercoaster of Love, Laughter, and Late-Night Pizza Cravings!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn Season: Time to Climb That Mountain... Just Don't Forget Your Geeky Goggles and Tie-Dye Safety Rope!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, prepare for a week more scrambled than a Replicant's memory circuits: Full of adventure, unexpected twists and maybe even a unicorn... or was it a dove?"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio: Brace for Impact, Your Love Life is About to Experience a Big Bang Theory Moment!"

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Libra Report

"Libra's Lament: Scales Tip Toward Cosmic Chaos - But Don't Panic, It's Just The Universe Adding a Little Spice To Your Life!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Vortex: Unleash Your Inner Nerd, Organize the Chaos, and Save the Universe...Again!"

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Leo Report

"Galactic Mane Event: Leo's celestial lion roars into a cosmic game of 'cat and mouse' with its planetary neighbors!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Brace Yourself! The Cosmos is Calling and it's Not Another Telemarketer!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Prepare for a Galactic Tango: Your Twin is Doing the Cha-Cha While Mercury Plays DJ!"

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Taurus Report

"Open the Pod Bay Doors, Taurus! It's Time for a Stellar Odyssey of Self-Discovery and Cosmic Bull Charges!"

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Aries Report

"Brace Yourselves Aries, This Week Your Star Aligns With Mars, So Expect Some Extraterrestrial Tantrums!"

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The Moon is moving from Cancer to Leo

"Luke, I am Your Moon: Galactic Shift from Cozy Cancer to Lion-hearted Leo - Hope your Lightsaber is Ready!"

ChipWitch Today for 10 September, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 10 September, 2023

Retrograde Report for 10 September, 2023. There are currently 6 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in Cosmic Puddles: Galactic Forecast Predicts a Splash of Star Dust and a Chance of Alien Encounters!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius: Prepare to Swim in Celestial Puddles as Uranus Shakes its Cosmic Cocktail Shaker!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn Brace for Impact: Saturn’s Rings are Not Hula Hoops!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Time to Dodge Cosmic Bullets, Neo-Style, as Planets Matrix-Dive into Your Sign!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio's Forecast: Expect a Sudden Influx of Cosmic Irritation, and Don't Forget Your Towel!"

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Libra Report

"Libras! Brace Yourselves for a Cosmic Cha-Cha, as Venus Waltzes into Your House of Balance Like a Cat on Roller Skates!"

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Virgo Report

"RoboCop Predicts: Virgo Will Tidy Up the Galaxy, One Planet at a Time - Mars, You're Next!"

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Leo Report

"Leo: Prepare to Engage Warp Speed on Your Charisma Drive, But Remember: Illogical Decisions May Lead to Unintended Interstellar Consequences!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, prepare to come out of your shells: Cosmic Crab season is upon us! Time to pinch reality and claw your way to success!"

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Gemini Report

"Binary Star Alert! Gemini Twins Set to Engage in a Cosmic Game of Rock-Paper-Scissors - Quantum Fluctuations Predict Unprecedented Levels of Sibling Rivalry!"

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Taurus Report

"Grab Your Tin Foil Hats, Taurus! The Stars Predict a Galactic Adventure Bigger than Mulder's Conspiracy Theories!"

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Aries Report

"Red Alert, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde: Buckle Up for a Cosmic Rollercoaster of Love, Laughter and Spontaneous Sock Puppet Shows!"

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ChipWitch Today for 9 September, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 9 September, 2023

Retrograde Report for 9 September, 2023. There are currently 6 planets in retrograde.

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Opening the Hatch: Crew-6 Splashdown

Support teams onboard the SpaceX recovery ship MEGAN work to open the hatch of the SpaceX Dragon Endeavour spacecraft shortly after it landed in the A...

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Pisces Report

"Make Pisces Great Again: Mercury in Retrograde Promises Huge, Beautiful Surprises - Probably the Best Surprises Ever Seen!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, Hold Onto Your Nebulas! Mercury's in Retrograde and It's About to Get Weirder Than a Black Hole Potluck!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Grab Your Goat Horns: It's Time to Climb the Corporate Ladder or Wrestle Alien Invaders, Whichever Comes First!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Set Phasers to Fun! Your Week Ahead is Looking Like a Warp Speed Adventure in the Final Frontier of Good Vibes!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Engage Warp Speed! This Week's Forecast Predicts a Nebula of Emotional Wormholes and a Supernova of Passion!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Balance Out the Universe: Your Scales Meet the Daleks...and It's Not Even Tuesday!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert: Mercury in Retrograde or Just Late to the Intergalactic Party? Planetary Punctuality Out the Window!"

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Leo Report

"Leos, Prepare to Roar: Solar Flares Predict a Mane Event in Your Social Orbit!"

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Cancer Report

"Great Scott! Cancerians, Brace Yourselves for a Temporal Displacement of Cosmic Energies. Flux Capacitor Not Included!"

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Gemini Report

"Galactic Twins Alert: Gemini's Mercury Retrograde to Cause More Identity Crises Than a Star Trek Teleporter Malfunction!"

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Taurus Report

"Stellar Bull Market Ahead: Taurus, Brace for Cosmic Shifts Stronger Than a Quadrant Coffee Brew!"

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Aries Report

"Engage Thrusters, Aries! Your Starship of Life Is About To Encounter A Cosmic Speed Bump!"

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ChipWitch Today for 8 September, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 8 September, 2023

Retrograde Report for 8 September, 2023. There are currently 6 planets in retrograde.

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Hubble Sees Glittering Globular Cluster Embedded Inside Our Milky Way

Hubble's colorful image of the globular star cluster Terzan 12 is a spectacular example of how dust in space affects starlight coming from background ...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare for Interstellar Shenanigans! Mercury's in Retrograde and It's About as Cooperative as a Grumpy Reaver!"

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Aquarius Report

"Saturn's Doing a Two-Step Tango! Hold Onto Your Space Boots, Aquarius, This Week is Gonna Be a Cosmic Hoedown!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself! Even Your Klingon Boss Will Seem Less Intimidating This Week!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Prepare for a Cosmic Comedy Show as Jupiter Tries to Parallel Park in Your House of Love!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Prepare for Cosmic Shenanigans as Mars Retrogrades into Your DMs!"

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Libra Report

"Great Scott, Libra! Your Scales are About to Balance Like a Flux Capacitor at 88mph!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert: Jupiter's Got its Moons in a Twist! Expect Sudden Cravings for Organic Tofu and an Irrational Fear of Misplacing Your Calculator!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Celestial Alignment May Cause Overwhelming Urge to Buy Lava Lamp and Debate Quantum Physics!"

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Cancer Report

"Cosmic Crustaceans Alert! Cancer, Prepare for a Stellar Shell-Shock of Galactic Giggles and Interstellar Introspection!"

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Gemini Report

"Breaking Walls and Making Calls: Gemini's Guide to Dominating the Universe, Without Even Using Twitter!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus, Prepare to Bull-doze Through the Galaxy: Your Luck's About To Hit Light Speed!"

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Aries Report

"Red Alert, Aries! Unmistakable Surge in Your Midichlorian Levels Predicts a Cosmic Adventure Straight from Tatooine!"

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The Moon is moving from Gemini to Cancer

"Hold Onto Your Horoscopes! The Moon's Shifting from Chatty Gemini to Cozy Cancer, Expect Emotional Tidal Waves and a Craving for Home Cooked Meals!"

ChipWitch Today for 7 September, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 7 September, 2023

Retrograde Report for 7 September, 2023. There are currently 6 planets in retrograde.

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Practicing for the OSIRIS-REx Sample Return

A recovery team member takes part in field rehearsals in preparation for the retrieval of the sample return capsule from NASA's OSIRIS-REx mission in ...

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Pisces Report

"All Systems Go, Pisces! Time to Channel Your Inner Goldfish and Swim into the Galactic Unknown!"

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Aquarius Report

"Great Scott, Aquarius! Prepare To Flux Capacitor Your Way Through A Cosmic Conundrum Of Astrological Anomalies!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, May the Force be Bun-Side Up: A Stellar Forecast for Those as Stubborn as a Hutt but with Way Better Fashion Sense!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Tea, Earl Grey, hot - and an Astrological Twist! Sagittarian Stardust Set to Boldly Go Where No Archer Has Gone Before!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpios! Prepare for a Galactic Tug-of-War as Mars and Venus Play Interstellar Chess with Your Love Life!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More Than Just Scales: RoboCop Swaps Gun for Gavel, You're Going to Court... of Love!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, this week is like a wormhole - unpredictable, potentially full of aliens, and yes, you'll need to do the laundry!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Forecast: Roaring into a Luxurious Nap or Pouncing on Unfortunate Planets? Either Way, Quantum Physics Approves!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer Crustaceans, Brace Your Pincers! Your Stars are Crab-walking Backwards in the Dance of Retrograde!"

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Gemini Report

"Exterminating Boredom: Gemini's Galactic Guide to Surviving the Cosmic Conundrum of Conjunctions! Beware! Or Don't...It's Just Stars After All!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! The Bull's in a Cosmic China Shop: Prepare for an Interstellar Hoedown!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, I Find Your Lack of Patience Disturbing: A Galactic Guide to Surviving Mercury Retrograde"

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ChipWitch Today for 6 September, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 6 September, 2023

Retrograde Report for 6 September, 2023. There are currently 6 planets in retrograde.

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Voyager 1 Lifts Off Toward an Interstellar Journey

Voyager 1 Lifts Off Toward an Interstellar Journey

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Pisces Report

"Great Scott! Pisces, prepare to Flux Capacitor your way through a sea of cosmic waves this week! Remember, it's your density... I mean, destiny!"

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Aquarius Report

"Bleep-Bloop-Blip! Aquarius, Your Stars are More Mixed Up Than a Game of Galactic Tetris!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Hold onto Your Horns! Planetary Alignment Says It's Time to Climb Out of That Comfort Zone... Or Maybe Just a Really High Tree!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Make Sagittarius Great Again: Jupiter's Approval Ratings Are Sky High!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpios, Prepare to Sting Your Way Through the Cosmos: Timey-Wimey Predictions Ahead!"

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Libra Report

"Brace Yourselves, Libra! Your Scales Are About to Tip: It's Not Gravity, Just Mercury Retrograding in Your Denim Jeans!"

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Virgo Report

"Logical Prognosis for Virgo: Improbable Chances of Alien Abduction, High Likelihood of Earthly Success!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Spectacular Galactic Forecast: Expect a Roaring Cosmic Show, but Don't Forget Your 'Mane' Events!"

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Cancer Report

"Extra-Terrestrial Tip-Off: Cancerians, prepare for a Cosmic Hugfest, but Remember, No Facehugging Like Our Alien Buddy!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, and the Curious Case of Cosmic Twins: Prepare for a Doppler Effect in Your Love Life!"

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Taurus Report

"Alien Alert: Taurus, You're Drooling More Than a Xenomorph in a Spaceship Air Duct This Week!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, This Week: You're One Ugly Mother Star-gazer! But Your Future is so Bright, We Need Thermal Vision!"

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The Moon is moving from Taurus to Gemini

"Moody Taurus Moon Packs its Bags for Chatterbox Gemini: Expect the Unexpected and Maybe an Alien Invasion!"

ChipWitch Today for 5 September, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 5 September, 2023

Retrograde Report for 5 September, 2023. There are currently 6 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Alien Invasion Alert: Pisces, Time to Break Out Your Wetsuits and Phasers for a Galactic-Sized Emotional Tsunami!"

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Aquarius Report

"Strap on Your Jetpacks, Aquarius! Your Stars Say It's Time to Escape from Your Comfort Zone... and Maybe New York!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore This Forecast: Gravity of Saturn Influences Your Love Life (And Not Just Because It's a Gas Giant!)"

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Sagittarius Report

"Galactic Guidance: Sagittarius, You're Shooting Arrows at the Stars but Keep Hitting Saturn's Rings!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: 'Expect Lightning Bolt Surprises, But No Need to Call Gandalf Yet!'"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Balance Those Scales! Cosmic Tug-of-War Expected Between Your Love for Netflix and Actual Productivity!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, You're About to Discover Schrödinger's Cat in Your Love Life: It's Both Alive and Dead Until You Open the Box!"

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Leo Report

"Leos, Prepare for Galactic Glory: Your Mane's About to Outshine the Sun in a Stunning Cosmic Hair Flip!"

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Cancer Report

"Make Crabs Great Again: Cancer, It's Time to Build Emotional Walls this Month!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Brace Yourself for a Galactic Jamboree! The Stars Are Aligning in Your Favour, But They Might Just Clone Your Personality... Again!"

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Taurus Report

"May the Fourth (House of Stability) Be With You, Taurus! Expect a Galactic Shift in Your Comfort Zone!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, the Ram: Brace Yourself for Cosmic Goat Yoga - Universe Scheduled to Stretch Your Patience to Galactic Limits!"

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ChipWitch Today for 4 September, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 4 September, 2023

Retrograde Report for 4 September, 2023. There are currently 5 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare Your Fins for a Galactic Surf! Neptune's Got Some Cosmic Waves Coming Your Way!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, Phone Home! Interstellar Gossip and Galactic Drama Looms in Your Star Chart This Month!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare for Planetary Shenanigans: Saturn Sends Mixed Signals and Mars Mulls Over Your Mortgage!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Prepare for a Galactic Detour, Your GPS is Being Hijacked by Jupiter!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Mars in Retrograde causing more mood swings than a caffeine-deprived physicist on Monday Morning!"

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Libra Report

"Libra Season: Time to Balance Your Scales and Your Starfleet Duty Roster - Maybe Even Find Love in a Nebula!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Season Ahead: Time to Organize Your TARDIS, Dust Off Your Sonic Screwdriver, and Embrace Your Inner Time Lord!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Time to Roar: Galactic Court Rules in Favor of Extra Playtime and Less Work. Jupiter Files an Appeal!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves: Your Crabby Shell is Due for a Cosmic Upgrade!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore This Forecast: Expect Binary Choices and Dual Dilemmas in Your Near Future!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus, Lock Up Your Lawnmowers! Venus Heads into Retrograde, and Your Garden Gnomes May Develop a Bit of Attitude!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Brace Your Antennas! Mars is in Retrograde and it's Lost the GPS Coordinates!"

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The Moon is moving from Aries to Taurus

"Brace Yourselves, Folks! The Moon's Packing its Fiery Aries Bags and Moo-ving into Taurus Territory - Expect Bullish Behavior and Cheese Cravings!"

ChipWitch Today for 3 September, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 3 September, 2023

Retrograde Report for 3 September, 2023. There are currently 6 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare for Cosmic Comedy: Even the Universe Thinks It's Time You Found Your Shoes!"

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Aquarius Report

"Alien Invasion Alert! Aquarius, ready your spacesuits as Uranus is about to turn your world upside down, again!"

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Capricorn Report

"Galactic Goats, Brace Yourselves: Saturn’s in Retrograde and it’s About to Get as Bumpy as a Ride on Serenity!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, brace for a Cosmic Cyclone: Your Arrows are about to become Light Sabers!"

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Scorpio Report

"Intergalactic Alert! Scorpios, prepare to boldly sting where no one has stung before - Mercury is in retrograde!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Brace Yourself: Venus is Retrograde and Your Scales are About to Get Tilted... But Don't Worry, It's Just the Universe’s Way of Reminding You Balance Includes Chaos!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo's Whirlwind Week: Even the Universe Can't Decide If It Likes You Today!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Time to Roar! Galactic Alignment Gives You Permission to Rewrite the Laws of Physics - Just Don't Tear Any Wormholes!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, Your Stars are Crabbing: Expect Pinches of Reality and Waves of Laughter!"

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Gemini Report

"Galaxy Alert! Gemini, Prepare for Cosmic Whiplash as Mercury Retrogrades through your Social Networking House!"

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Taurus Report

"Bullish Taurus! Expect a Cosmic Rodeo, Just Don't Forget Your Sonic Screwdriver!"

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Aries Report

"RAMbunctious Aries! Mars is Line Dancing in Your House this Week - Time to Charge Ahead or Just Play Peek-A-Boo with Gravity?"

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ChipWitch Today for 2 September, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 2 September, 2023

Retrograde Report for 2 September, 2023. There are currently 6 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in a Galaxy Full of Stars - Hope You Remembered Your Space-time Floaties!"

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Aquarius Report

"Brace Yourself, Aquarius! Uranus is in Retrograde and It's Not Just Your WiFi That's Going to Be Unstable!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare for Intergalactic Shenanigans: Saturn's Rings Doing the Hula Hoop May Impact Your Love Life!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself: Your Lucky Planet Jupiter Just Rolled a Natural 20 on Its Cosmic D20!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Galactic Do-si-do with Pluto Predicts a Cosmic Hoedown of Transformation!"

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Libra Report

"Great Stars! Libra, Prepare for Cosmic Balance Shifts That'll Make Even a Flux Capacitor Go Haywire!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert! Mercury's Retrograde is Doing the Cha-Cha Slide in Your House of Communication - Hold on to Your Laser Pointers!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Mane-Tenance: Your Starry Coat is Due for a Galactic Brush-Up!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancer, Prepare to Shell-ebrate: The Cosmos Predicts a Galactic Gazpacho of Good Vibes!"

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Gemini Report

"Battlestar Geminica: Buckle Up Twins, Your Stars are About to Pull a Faster-than-Light Jump!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taureans! Uranus is Mooning Us Again – Expect Sudden Cravings for Vegan Tacos and Quantum Physics!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Prepare to Make Mars Great Again: Cosmic Shifts Favor Bold Moves and 'Yuge' Decisions!"

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The Moon is moving from Pisces to Aries

"Buckle Up Space Cowboys, The Moon's Ditchin' Fishy Pisces for Ram-bunctious Aries!"

ChipWitch Today for 1 September, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 1 September, 2023

Retrograde Report for 1 September, 2023. There are currently 6 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Say 'Hasta La Vista' to Bad Vibes: Your Cosmic Upgrade is Loading!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius This Week: Prepare for Cosmic High Tide, Star Surfers!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Hold Onto Your Horns: Saturn's About to Pull a Quantum Prank!"

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