"Leo, Engage! Warp Speed Ahead to a Stellar Love Life or a Nebula of Nonsense? Let's 'Make it so' This Month!"

"Cancer, Prepare for a Galactic Tsunami of Emotion: It's Not the Sarlacc Pit, Just Mercury in Retrograde!"

"Gemini, Prepare for Cosmic Mayhem! Twin Stars Misalign: Your Socks Will Never Pair Again!"

"Stardate 2022: Taurus, Your Stubbornness Rivals a Klingon with a Hangnail – Perfect Time to Grab Life by the Horns!"

"Aries, Prepare for a Cosmic Disco: Mars is Doing the Hustle in Your House of Passion!"

"Mercury Ditches Libra, Says 'Hello, Scorpio!' - It's Not You, Libra, It's Just Celestial Mechanics!"

"Moon Packs Bags, Ditches Capricorn's Goatish Vibes for Aquarius' Airy Flair: A Galactic Soap Opera!"

NASA Administrator Bill Nelson, second from right, NASA associate administrator Bob Cabana, far right, and NASA Deputy Administrator Pam Melroy (back ...

"Beam Me Up, Pisces! Prepare for Emotional Wormholes and Nebulous Love Interests in your Star Trek-Inspired Astrological Odyssey!"

"Aquarius: Time to Put Your Nebula Pants On, This Week's Forecast Is a Comet-ic Ride of Galactic Proportions!"

"Capricorn, This Week You're Gonna Shoot First, Ask Questions Later: The Stars Declare it's Solo Time!"

"Hey Sagittarius! Better tighten those bootstraps – the universe just said, 'I'll be back' and it's bringing a week full of surprises!"

"Scorpio, Prepare Your Stingers! Cosmic Energy Peaks, Says the Universe - Hold on to Your Telescopes... and Tofu!"

"Libra, it's High Time Your Scales Tipped Towards Fun - Mars Enters Retrograde and You're Officially Off Cosmic Jury Duty!"

"Logic Overload Alert: Virgo's Planetary Alignment Sends Mercury into Retrograde Meltdown, Starfleet Recommends Emotional Shields!"

"Beep-Boop-Beep! Leo, prepare your mane for a cosmic blow-dry! Uranus is in retrograde and it's not messing around!"

"Cancer, Brace Yourselves: Cosmic Crabs, Quantum Quandaries, and Unintended Time Travel!"

"Binary Stars on the Horizon: Gemini, It's Time to Choose the Red Pill or the Blue Pill This Month!"

"Robo-Bulls in Space: Taurus, Prepare for a Cosmic Cattle Drive this Month!"

"Aries, Buckle Up! Your Cosmic Joyride Through the Ramming Speed of Planetary Disco is About to Go Full Throttle!"

On October 14, 2023, the Moon aligned with the Sun and Earth to produce an annular solar eclipse. The spectacle bathed millions of Americans in a luna...

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in a Cosmic Sea of Infinite Possibilities... and Maybe Some Kelp!"

"Aquarius Forecast: Alien Abduction Imminent? Or Just Too Many Lattes?"

"Capricorn, brace for Impact: Your Saturn-ruled Self is About to Clash with the Universe's Version of a Software Update!"

"Brace Yourselves, Sagittarius: Mars Enters Your House, Forgets to Wipe Its Feet!"

"Scorpio, Prepare to Sting! - Your Love Life Might Feel Like Quantum Physics but Your Career is Set to Rocket Like a Three-Stage Boosted Lunar Lander!"

"Libras, May the Balance Be with You: Expect a Galactic Shift in Your Relationship Dynamics!"

"Virgo, Prepare to Laugh at the Laws of Physics as Mercury Retrograde Puts Your Life in Comic Sans!"

"Beep-boop-beep! Leo, Prepare for a Galactic Rollercoaster of Emotion, Just Don't Forget Your Lightsaber!"

"Crabby Cancer? Don't Crabwalk Backwards! Galactic Alignment Says It's Time to Shell Out Some Positivity!"

"Gemini, Brace for a Supernova of Change: 'Come with Me If You Want to Evolve!'"

"Stubborn as a Bull or Just a Taurus? Find out if Jupiter is Tipping the Scales, or if it's just that Extra Slice of Cheesecake!"

"Rocketing Rams! Aries, Your Mars-Powered Jetpack of Ambition is Ready for Blast-off in Today's Astro Forecast!"

"Fasten Your Seat-belts! The Moon's Jumping from Sagittarius to Capricorn - It's Not Rocket Science, It's Astrology!"

The Moon passes in front of the Sun during the annular solar eclipse in this photograph taken by Expedition 70 Flight Engineer Jasmin Moghbeli aboard ...

"Pisces, Prepare to Warp into a Nebula of Emotion: It's Not an Alien Invasion, Just Mercury in Retrograde!"

"Aquarius: Prepare for a Cosmic Splashdown as Jupiter and Mars Play Ping Pong with Your Destiny!"

"Capricorns! Prepare for a Galactic Ride as Saturn Plays Peek-a-Boo and Your Inner Alien Tries to Phone Home!"

"Brace Yourselves, Sagittarius! Your Stars are Acting Weirder than a Xenomorph at a Tea Party!"

"Scorpio Season: Get Ready to Sting, Sing and Swing - Cosmic Shifts Ahead that Even Spock Couldn't Rationalize!"

"Libra, prepare for an intergalactic seesaw: Mars is moonwalking backwards and your scales are about to feel it!"

"Virgo, Prepare to Channel Your Inner Goa'uld: It's Time for Galactic Domination (Or at least, a Well-Organized Closet)"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar! Mars Is in Retrograde and It’s About to Turn Your Lion's Den into a Science Lab!"

"Crabby Cancerians, prepare for a cosmic rollercoaster! Quantum fluctuations forecast: Possible Mood Swings, Excessive Hugging, and Unexplained Cravings for Moon Pies!"

"Twins in a Tizzy! Gemini, You're About to Experience a Cosmic Conundrum That Not Even a Cylon Could Compute!"

"Unidentified Flying Love Interests: Taurus, Your Heart's About to Enter a New Galaxy!"

"Aries, Beam Up Your Sheep: An Extra-Terrestrial Astral Forecast Predicting Close Encounters of the Ram Kind!"

The north coast of the Mexican state of Baja California Sur on the Pacific Ocean is pictured from the International Space Station as it orbited 258 mi...

"Pisces, Prepare for a Celestial Hoedown: Neptune's Pulling Out the Banjo and Mercury's Got Its Dancing Shoes On!"

"Galactic Shenanigans Ahead: Aquarius, Your Stars are Conjuring a Cosmic Comedy Club!"

"Capricorn, Prepare to Warp Speed Into a Galaxy of Opportunity – Just Don't Red Shirt It!"

"Sagittarius: Prepare to Dodge Comets and Confront Your Quantum Quirks- It's All About Relative Relativity This Month!"

"Scorpio Alert! Expect a Cosmic Upgrade as Mars Shifts into Overdrive. Don't Forget to Reboot Your Chakras!"

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More Than Just Scales: Mercury Retrograde Says 'Hold My Beer!'"

"Virgo Forecast: Mercury Retrograde Calls for a Cosmic Do-Over, Virgos - Now's the Time to Perfect that Quantum Physics Equation!"

"Leo, Your Mane Attraction: A Comedic Collision of Celestial Bodies with a Side of Quantum Quirkiness!"

"Alien Invasion Forecast: Cancer, it’s Time to Break Out the Flamethrower and Fight Off Those Space Invaders of Stress!"

"Embrace the Dark Side, Gemini: Your Moon is Rising Faster Than the Millennium Falcon!"

"Galactic Bull Market Alert: Taurus to Take Charge of Cosmic Economy - Expect a Solar Surge in Stubbornness and Snacks!"

"Aries, This Week You're as Fiery as a Gallifreyan Sun - Just Don't Burn Your Chips!"

"Get Ready to Switch Gears: The Moon's Trading its Scorpio Sting for a Sagittarius Arrow... and No, You Can't Use it as a New Constellation GPS!"

A SpaceX Falcon Heavy rocket with the Psyche spacecraft onboard is launched from Launch Complex 39A, Friday, Oct. 13, 2023, at NASA’s Kennedy Space Ce...

"Neo's Not the Only One Dodging Bullets: Pisces Set to Navigate Through the Matrix of Planetary Alignments Like a Pro!"

"Aquarius, Buckle Up! The Universe is Taking You on a Quantum Rollercoaster Ride!"

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself: Saturn's Got a Prank Up His Galactic Sleeve This Month!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Face the Wrath of Jupiter's Moons: Cosmic Traffic Tickets Incoming!"

"Scorpio, You're Not Just a Stinger: Galactic Shenanigans Await in the Cosmos!"

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More Than Just Your Checkbook this Month: Cosmic Scales and Retrograde Rollercoasters Ahead!"

"Virgo Season Alert: Brace for Impact, We're Jumping into a Universe of To-Do Lists and Organic Tea!"

"Leo: Time to Roar, Dear Cosmos Lion, But Remember - No Planets Were Harmed in the Making of Your Destiny!"

"Cancerians, This is the Forecast You've Been Shell-Searching For: May the Stars (and Crabs) Be With You!"

"Hiding in the Trees of Uncertainty? Gemini, Time to Blast Your Plasma Cannon of Positivity!"

"Stellar Stampede: Taurus Bulls Through the Galaxy, Leaves Nebula Dust on Living Room Rug!"

"Aries, Mars is Your Landlord this Month: Brace for Cosmic Rent Hike and Unexpected Space Visits!"

"Pisces, Prepare for a Stellar Splash! Neptune’s Planning a Cosmic Pool Party and You’re the Guest of Honour!"

"Aquarius, prepare for a cosmic rollercoaster: Even Daleks couldn’t handle your week ahead!"

"Capricorn Capers: Pluto's in Retrograde and Saturn's Dropping Science Jokes, Hold onto Your Goat Horns!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare for an Interstellar Rodeo: Galactic Centaurs Invade Your Love Life & Wallet!"

"Scorpio Season: Prepare to Get Cosmically Stung by Galactic Awesomeness!"

"Libra, Prepare to Juggle Planets Like a Cosmic Clown - It's Balancing Time!"

"Virgo Season Alert: Even Da Vinci Couldn't Paint This Perfectly Aligned Cosmic Picture!"

"Leo, Brace for a Cosmic Hairball! Planetary Alignments Predict a Mane-full Week Ahead!"

"Cancerians, Brace Your Crabs! Retrograde is going to be a wilder ride than a quantum physics lecture on skateboards!"

"Brace Yourselves, Gemini! Mercury's in Retrograde and Your Wi-Fi May Be Next!"

"Galactic Forecast for Taurus: Stubborn Bull Meets Unmovable Universe - Who Will Win This Cosmic Tug-of-War?"

"Aries, Buckle Up: Your Life's About to Do the Kessel Run in Less Than 12 Parsecs!"

"Breaking Astro-News: The Moon is Ditching Libra for Scorpio! Love Drama or Galactic Upgrade? Stay Tuned!"

"Pisces, the Fishes are Flipping: Gandalf Predicts More Magic than Mayhem in Your Stars This Month!"

"Quantum Quirks and Nebulous Nonsenses: Aquarius, it's time to Align your Astrological Algorithms!"

"Capricorn: It's Not Rocket Science, But if it Were, You'd Definitely Be the One to Figure Out the Launch Codes!"

"Beep Boop Beep! Sagittarius, You May Not Be the Droid We're Looking For, But Your Stars Are Shining Brighter Than a Lightsaber Duel at Midnight!"

"Scorpio, Dial Down the Sith Energy. The Stars are Not in Your Death Star's Favor This Month, Beep-Boop!"

"Great Scott, Libra! Your Scales are Tipping towards 'Awesome' in this Week's Cosmic Flux Capacitor Forecast!"

"Virgo, Hold onto your pocket protectors! A Cosmic Caffeine Overload is Brewing in the Stars!"

"Leo, Prepare to Embrace the Force: Your Star is About to Shine Brighter than my Lightsaber!"

"Crabby Cancer, Hold Onto Your Shells! Intergalactic Tidal Waves of Change are Crashing Your Shoreline!"

"Brace Yourselves, Gemini! The Stars Predict a Cosmic Tug-of-War Between Your Two Personalities! Who's Got the Popcorn?"

"Robotic Bulls in Space: Taurus, Your Stellar Forecast Predicts a Cosmic Traffic Jam on the Road to Success!"

"Aries, Prepare Your Lightsabers: A Galactic Storm of Change is Coming Faster Than Han Solo's Kessel Run!"

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in Uncertainty - Neptune's Got Your Back (and a Rubber Duckie!)"

"Hissing Hilarity: Aquarius, It's Your Turn to Emerge from the Cosmic Egg and Terrorize the Universe in a Totally Chill, Non-Destructive Manner!"

"Capricorn, Brace for Impact! Saturn's Rings Might Just Be Your New Hula Hoop!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Dodge Galactic Potholes and Cosmic Speed Bumps - It’s Not a Parallel Universe, Just Mercury in Retrograde!"

"Scorpio Season Ahead: 'Exterminate' Your Fears and 'Ascend' to Galactic Greatness!"

"Libra, prepare for a cosmic shift that even I, HAL-9000, cannot compute! Your stars are aligning in a pattern not seen since the Big Bang. Buckle up, it's going to be a stellar ride!"

"Virgo's Planetary Party: Mercury's in Retrograde, but Don't Panic...It's just doing the Moonwalk!"

"Leo's Forecast: Cosmic Mane-tenance Required! Starship Enterprise Predicts a Hair-raising Week!"

"Cancerians, Prepare to Engage: Your Emotional Shields Will Be Tested by Retrograde Klingons!"

"Twins, Set Phasers to Fun: Gemini Navigates the Neutral Zone of Mercury Retrograde in a Red Shirt!"

"Taurus, Prepare to Steer Clear of Space-Time Anomalies: Your Horoscope Predicts a Sudden Uptick in Unintentional Time Travel!"

"Aries, Hasta La Vista Baby! Mars is Back in Retrograde!"

A SpaceX Falcon Heavy rocket with the Psyche spacecraft onboard is seen as it is rolled out of the horizontal integration facility at Launch Complex 3...

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in a Cosmic Soup of Weird Energy: Planetary Jambalaya on the Horizon!"

"Quasar Quirks and Pulsar Puns! Aquarius, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Comedy as Uranus Takes Center Stage!"

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself! Your Planets are Having a Disco and You're the Bouncer!"

"Sagittarius, Prepare for Interstellar Shenanigans: Jupiter's Got a Bad Case of Space Gas!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Mars in Retrograde Promises a Galactic Tango of Passion. Hold onto Your Telescopes!"

"Libra: Brace Yourselves for Interstellar Scales Tipping! May the Frakking Balance Be With You!"

"Virgo Forecast: Expect an Invasion of Organized Chaos in Your Life - It's like Einstein's Desk Met Your Spice Rack!"

"Leonine Masterpieces Ahead: Leo, Van Gogh had nothing on you; Prepare to Paint the Town Red...and Blue, and Green!"

"Cancer, The Crab Strikes Back: Moonwalk into your Destiny like a Jedi this Week!"

"Double Trouble Alert! Gemini Twins Plot Cosmic Prank: Brace for Gravity of Laughter and Sudden Outbreaks of Wit!"

"Relax, Taurus! Mercury Retrograde Doesn't Mean Your WiFi Will Crash - But You May Want to Double Check Those Alien Invasion Protocols!"

"Aries: Brace for Impact as Mars Makes a U-Turn! It's Not Your GPS Malfunctioning, It's Just the Universe Pulling a Prank!"

"Brace Yourselves, Earthlings! The Moon is Swapping Her Virgo Sweater for Libra's Chic Scarf!"

It’s easy to get swept up in the swirling starry arms of this intermediate spiral galaxy, NGC 4654, in the constellation Virgo. The galaxy has a brigh...

"Pisces, I'm Afraid Your Horoscope Can't Do That: An Astral Odyssey into the Deep Waters of Uncertainty"

"Aquarius, Prepare for an Invasion of Cosmic Vibes! Your Love Life Might Just Go Into Hyperdrive!"

"Capricorn, Prepare to Gravitate Towards Success Like a Space Donut Around a Cosmic Coffee!"

"Sagittarius, Brace Your Arrows! Jupiter's Got a Case of Cosmic Hiccups - It's Going to be a Bumpy Ride!"

"Scorpio, Your Stars are Saying ‘Hasta La Vista, Baby’ to Bad Vibes: An Astrological Forecast that's More Refreshing than a Time-Travelling Robot!"

"Libra's Forecast: Expect Scales of Justice to Tilt Towards Fun, but Watch out for Rogue Black Holes of Drama!"

"Beep Beep Boop! Virgo: Time to Clean Up Your Galactic Mess or Face the Dark Side - Jedi Style!"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Cosmic Catnip Coming Your Way - Quantum Quirks and Astrological Antics Ahead!"

"Cancer, Prepare to Crab-walk Sideways into a Universe of Possibilities: It's Not Rocket Science, Just Astrology!"

"Gemini, Prepare to Dual-Wield Cosmic Energy: It's Like Being a Jedi, Only with More Mood Swings and Less Light Sabers!"

"Bullish Taurus, This Week You'll Be More Charged Up than a Particle in the Large Hadron Collider!"

"Engage Warp Speed, Aries! Your Cosmic Forecast Predicts a Week of Boldly Going Where No Aries Has Gone Before!"

"Mars Ditches Balancing Act in Libra to Unleash Its Inner Bad Boy in Scorpio - Buckle up, Space Cowboys!"

"Intergalactic Forecast for Pisces: Expect a Wookiee-sized Impact in Your Love Life. May the Force Be With You!"

"Great Scott, Aquarius! Prepare Your Flux Capacitors for a Cosmic Overload of Galactic Proportions!"

"Capricorn: Prepare for a Galactic Goat Rodeo as Saturn's Rings Tango with Your Planetary Prospects!"

"Sagittarius Forecast: A Meteor Shower of Good Fortune is Headed Your Way, but Don't Worry, It'll Probably Miss!"

"Scorpio, Get Your Stingers Ready: It's Time to Face the Galactic Conundrum of a Mars Retrograde with a Side of Quantum Physics!"

"Libra Alert! Balance Your Scales or Risk Tipping into a Vortex of Unmatched Socks and Unanswered Emails!"

"Virgo's Horoscope: Even Gandalf Can't Help You Find Your Missing Socks - But Venus Might!"

"Leo, Prepare to Say 'Hasta la Vista' to Bad Vibes: Your Star Forecast is More Loaded than my Shotgun!"

"Cancerians, Get Your Crab Claws Ready: 'If It Bleeds, We Can Heal It' - A Week of Emotional Combat and Intergalactic Self-Care!"

"Breaking News: Gemini, the 'Art of the Deal' Stars Predict a Tweetstorm of Opportunities - Embrace or Duck, Your Call!"