Aquarius Report

"Aquarius Forecast: Uranus in Retrograde - Expect Sudden Showers of Cosmic Chaos...and Possibly Alien Invaders!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Pack Your Bags: Saturn's Calling and He's Got Cookies!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace for an Interstellar Jamboree as Jupiter Tries to Tango with Saturn - What a Cosmic Two-Step!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio's Stars Forecast: Galactic Twists, Quantum Leaps, and a Slight Chance of Alien Abduction!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, May the Balance Be With You: Galactic Harmony or Death Star Disaster? Your Astrological Forecast Light Saber Duel!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare to Clean Your Cosmic Room as Mercury Retrogrades and Star Dust Gets Everywhere!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, May the Fierce Be With You: Prepare for a Stellar Rebellion Against Boredom!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerian Crabs, Prepare to Surf the Cosmic Waves: It's Time for a Galactic Shell Upgrade!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, prepare for a cosmic conga line! Mercury's Retrograding to the Beat of Its Own Bongo!"

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Taurus Report

"Strap in, Taurus! Expect a Space-Cowboy Rodeo of Planetary Shenanigans in Your Orbit!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Mars is in Retrograde and Your Tinfoil Hat Won't Help: Galactic Traffic Jams Ahead!"

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The Moon is moving from Sagittarius to Capricorn

"Capricorn, hold onto your goat horns! Sagittarius moon is packing its quiver and heading your way - prepare for lunar lunacy!"

ChipWitch Today for 16 November, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 16 November, 2023

Retrograde Report for 16 November, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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A View Through Skylab

A 35mm camera, operated by astronaut William R. Pogue, Skylab 4 pilot, recorded this wide scene of his Skylab 4 crewmates on the other end of the orbi...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare for a Cosmic Splash: Neptune's on Duty and Mercury's Gone Fishing!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Buckle Up Your Space Boots for an Interstellar Goat Rodeo!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Get Ready to Dodge Cosmic Bullets and Upload Kung Fu Skills: The Matrix of Your Stars is Glitching Hilariously!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Buckle Up! Universe Plans a Twistier Ride Than Serenity's Landing Gear!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Your Scales are Tipping: Time to Balance Out with Some Cosmic Feng Shui... and Maybe a Star-Studded Pizza!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Vibes: Due for a Cosmic Tune-Up or Just Your Caffeine Levels? Uranus Calls for a System Reboot!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, prepare for a roaring week ahead! You're set to shine brighter than a supernova in a galaxy of dull dwarf stars!"

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The Moon is moving from Sagittarius to Capricorn

"Brace Yourselves, Moon's Hopping from the Cosmic Archer to the Celestial Goat - It's Not a Sci-fi Movie, It's Just Tuesday!"

Cancer Report

"Cancer Cosmo Forecast: Caught Between a Crab and a Hard Place? Here's Your Galactic Guide to Navigating the Cosmos without Losing Your Shell!"

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Gemini Report

"Mercury Retrograde Calls for a 'Ctrl+Z' on Life: Gemini's Unofficial Guide to Cosmic Glitches!"

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Taurus Report

"Stubborn as a Bull or Just a Taurus in Retrograde? Find Out in This Week's Cosmic Comedy Show!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Brace Yourselves: Mars is in Retrograde and Forgot its GPS!"

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ChipWitch Today for 15 November, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 15 November, 2023

Retrograde Report for 15 November, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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NASA's C-130 Delivers GUSTO Payload to Antarctica

NASA's Wallops Flight Facility C-130 aircraft delivered the agency’s Galactic/Extragalactic ULDB Spectroscopic Terahertz Observatory (GUSTO) payload t...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Brace Yourselves for a Deep Dive into the Cosmic Fishbowl: Blame the Neptunian Whirlpool, Not Your Goldfish!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, Prepare to Realign your Nebulas – Your Starship is About to Take a Quantum Leap into an Astrological Anomaly!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn's Forecast: 'Expect a Stellar Week... Unless You're an Alien – Then You're on Your Own!'"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself: It's Not an Alien Invasion, Just Your Love Life Heating Up!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Brace Yourself: The Universe Plans a Surprise Tickling Attack with Cosmic Feathers of Fortune!"

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Libra Report

"Libra: Balancing Scales, Cosmic Kale Smoothies and Interstellar Politics - It's Not a Conspiracy, Just Your Typical Tuesday!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Brace Yourself! Mercury's Not in Retrograde, Your WiFi is Just Slow!"

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Leo Report

"Brace Yourselves, Leos! Mars is Shifting into Gear and You're Riding Shotgun - Hope You Brought Snacks!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerian Crustaceans, Brace Yourselves! Your Cosmic Shell's About to Experience a Stellar Makeover!"

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Gemini Report

"Brace Yourselves, Gemini: The Universe is Playing Ping-Pong with Your Fate, and It's Wearing Oven Mitts!"

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Taurus Report

"Charging Ahead with Caffeinated Hooves: A Taurus's Galactic Guide to Avoiding Black Holes and Spilled Lattes!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Prepare to Discover the Real Reason Behind Your Sudden Obsession with Quantum Physics and Tie-Dyed Shirts: It's Not a Midlife Crisis, It's Just Mars Pulling a Fast One!"

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ChipWitch Today for 14 November, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 14 November, 2023

Retrograde Report for 14 November, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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Dragon Lights Up the Night

In this photo from Nov. 9, 2023, a SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket illuminates the water as it launches at night from NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida. T...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare for a Galactic Wave: Even Your Goldfish Might Start Speaking Klingon!"

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Aquarius Report

"Brace Yourselves, Aquarians! Mercury's in Retrograde and It's Forgotten Its Spectacles!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Grab Your Safety Goggles! Your Planet Saturn Is All Set to Throw Cosmic Dust and Opportunities This Week!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius Forecast: Prepare for Lighthearted Chaos - Even Your Quasar Can't Predict This One!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare for a Stellar Twist! Planetary Shenanigans Ahead: Mars Dons Its Dancing Shoes and Mercury Gets Chatty!"

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Libra Report

"Libra: Prepare to Balance More than Just Your Checkbook, as the Universe Tosses You a Cosmic Juggling Act!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo: Prepare for a Cosmic Reboot, Time to Channel Your Inner Terminator!"

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Leo Report

"Leo Season Alert: Expect Huge Mane Events, Roaring Success, and an Unavoidable Urge to Play with Yarn Balls!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Prepare to Crab-Walk Through Cosmic Conundrums: Your Star-Patterned Shell Might Just Hold The Answer to Quantum Quandaries!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Brace Yourself for an Alien Invasion of Opportunities: Astral Extraterrestrials Promise a Galactic Good Time!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace yourselves Taurus, the Stars are Aligning - and So are Your Socks, According to Jupiter's Third Moon!"

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Aries Report

"Mars in Retrograde: A Fiery Aries' Guide to Not Accidentally Setting the Universe on Fire... Again!"

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The Moon is moving from Scorpio to Sagittarius

"Spaceman's Scoop: Moon Ditches Scorpio, Says 'Flash Ah-Ah' to Sagittarius!"

ChipWitch Today for 13 November, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 13 November, 2023

Retrograde Report for 13 November, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare for a Galactic Tsunami! Better Get Those Water-Proof Space-Boots Ready!"

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Aquarius Report

"Galactic Shocker: Aquarius to Stage Dramatic Rebellion Against Laws of Gravity, Set to Float Their Way Through the Month!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn Forecast: Expect Neo-Level Deja Vu Moments as Pluto Retrogrades like a Glitch in the Matrix!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Strap on Your Jetpacks! Jupiter's Doing the Macarena and It's Time to Join the Cosmic Conga Line!"

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Scorpio Report

"Beep-Boop-Bop! Scorpio, Prepare for a Cosmic Rollercoaster, Might Be More Twists Than a Twi'lek's Tentacle Hairdo!"

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Libra Report

"Libra Log Stardate 2022: Balancing Act in Quadrant Relationships, Prepare for Emotional Klingons!"

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Virgo Report

"Logical Forecast for Virgo: High Probability of Star-crossed Serenity, Minimal Chance of Klingon Invasion!"

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Leo Report

"Leo: Prepare to Roar with Laughter as the Stars Align in Your Favor, Just Don't Scare Away the Neighbors!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, Brace Yourself for Interstellar Battle: The Force of the Planets is Stronger Than a Jedi's Mind Trick This Month!"

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Gemini Report

"Twins in Space: Gemini's Hilarious Journey of Tripping Over Cosmic Lego Blocks This Month!"

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Taurus Report

"Planetary Mayhem: Taurus, Time to Moooo-ve Over, Saturn's in Retrograde!"

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Aries Report

"Aries Alert: Brace for Ram-Packed Action and a Galaxy of Good Vibes - Hope Your Spacesuit is Starched!"

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ChipWitch Today for 12 November, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 12 November, 2023

Retrograde Report for 12 November, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Space Fish Alert! Pisces, Prepare to Swim the Galactic Tides of Uncertainty With Your Fins of Fortune!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius: Expect Nebulas of Novelty and Peculiar Planetary Alignments — It's Time for a Galactic Makeover!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself! Pluto is Coming Over for a Cosmic Slumber Party - Hope You've Stocked Up on Stargazing Snacks!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Buckle Up! Jupiter's Retrograde is like your Ex - Unpredictably Reappearing and Stirring Chaos!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Goodness Gracious Me! You're Set for a Galactic Rollercoaster of Emotions This Month, According to the Stars (And No, You Can't Use the Force to Stop It)"

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Libra Report

"Alien Invasion Forecasted in Libra's House: Prepare for Extraterrestrial Balance Adjustments and Cosmic Face Huggers!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo's Horoscope: Expect Supernova Success, Pockets Full of Stardust, and a Chance of Alien Abductions!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Forecast: Prepare for a Mane Event as Saturn Tries to Tame Your Inner Lion with Quantum Physics!"

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Cancer Report

"Breaking Walls and Building Fortunes: Cancer's Astrological Forecast - More Fun Than a Twitter Spree at 3AM!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, prepare for a cosmic conga line! Your twin stars are doing the interstellar jitterbug, and it's time to join the dance of destiny!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus, Prepare to Graze on Cosmic Pastures: Universal Cow-tipping Not Advised!"

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Aries Report

"Brace Yourself, Aries: Mars is in Retrograde and It's Throwing More Curves than a Hyperbolic Space-Time Continuum!"

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The Moon is moving from Libra to Scorpio

"Uh-oh! Moon Ditches Libra's Balance Beam for Scorpio's Sting Operation: Cosmic Shenanigans Ensue!"

ChipWitch Today for 11 November, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 11 November, 2023

Retrograde Report for 11 November, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, May the Stars be with you: Your Galactic Guide to Navigating the Nebula of Nonsense that is Next Week!"

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Aquarius Report

"Quantum Quirks in Aquarius: Prepare for Space-Time Shenanigans and Galactic Giggles!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, buckle up! You're about to navigate the asteroid field of life. May the force (and some extra caffeine) be with you!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Hold Onto Your Quarks! Your Galactic Adventure Awaits - Just Don't Forget Your Towel!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare for an Interstellar Twist: Even Black Holes Can't Escape Your Charm!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More Than Just Scales: The Universe Plans a Cosmic Juggling Act!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Get Your Geek On! Planets Align for Epic Spreadsheet Party in Your Honor!"

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Leo Report

"Leo Forecast: Will Your Mane Attract More Attention or Tangle in the Cosmic Hairbrush? Stay Tuned!"

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Cancer Report

"Cosmic Crab Alert: Cancerians to Convert Confusion to Conquests, but Beware of Falling Asteroids...and Pizzas!"

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Gemini Report

"Boldly Going Where No Gemini Has Gone Before: A Trek Through the Stars, or How to Beam Up Your Luck in Love!"

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Taurus Report

"Stubborn Bulls, Prepare to Graze – A Galactic Buffet of Cosmic Opportunities Awaits Taurus!"

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Aries Report

"Red Alert, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde: Get Ready for Some Cosmic Hide and Seek!"

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ChipWitch Today for 10 November, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 10 November, 2023

Retrograde Report for 10 November, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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NASA Sounding Rocket Launches into Alaskan Aurora

A sounding rocket launched from Poker Flat Research Range in Fairbanks, Alaska, Nov. 8, 2023, carrying the DISSIPATION mission. The rocket launched in...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare for Galactic Giggles: Your Neptune is About to Laugh Its Axis Off!"

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Aquarius Report

"Data Analysis Predicts: Aquarius, Expect a Cosmic Shower of Good Fortune and Unexplainable Cravings for Earl Grey Tea!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Time to Goat-Get Your Dreams, Just Don't Butt Heads With Mercury!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Hold Onto Your Bow! Cosmic Forces May Try to Steal Your Arrows, But Hey, At Least They're Not After Your Shiny Space Pants!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Season Alert! Hold Onto Your Stingers as Pluto Calls for a Cosmic Audit! (It's Not Tax Evasion if it's Intergalactic, Right?)"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More than Just Scales: Venus is in Retrograde and Your Wi-Fi Signal Might be Next!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo's Week Ahead: Mercury Retrograde Can't Mess with Your Spreadsheets, but Beware of Sudden Alien Abductions!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Your Inner Lion Faces a Quantum Fluctuation of Cosmic Proportions!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Brace Yourselves: The Universe Plans a Cosmic Crab Walk and You're Leading the Parade!"

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Gemini Report

"Great Scott, Gemini! Prepare for Twin Paradoxes and Time Travelling Twists in your Love Life!"

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Taurus Report

"Steadfast Taurus, Brace for Impact: Uranus Plans a Surprise House Party in Your Stability Sector!"

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Aries Report

"Beep-Boop! Aries, Brace for a Galactic Love Invasion: Mars is in Retrograde, and Not Even the Force Can Save You!"

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Mercury is moving from Scorpio to Sagittarius

"Hitch Your Star Wagon to Mercury as it Skedaddles from Scorpio to Sagittarius: Things about to get Frakkin' Interesting!"

The Moon is moving from Virgo to Libra

"Fasten Your Seatbelts, Virgos, as Lunar Express is Taking a Sharp Left to Libra-town: Expect Balance, Charm and a Sudden Craving for Brie!"

ChipWitch Today for 9 November, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 9 November, 2023

Retrograde Report for 9 November, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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Tribal Students Make Robots with NASA Aerospace Engineer Casey Denham

Casey Denham, aerospace engineer with the Systems Analysis and Concepts Directorate at NASA’s Langley Research Center in Hampton, Virginia, works with...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces Forecast: Galactic Fish Beware! Uranus in Retrograde Threatens to Upset Your Celestial Fishbowl!"

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Aquarius Report

"Great Scott! Aquarius, it's time to buckle up your Astro-DeLorean! Prepare for 1.21 Gigawatts of Cosmic Clarity and Stellar Serendipity!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Get Ready for Planetary Ping-Pong, Cosmic High-Fives, & a Nebula-sized Dose of Good Vibes!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Invisibility Cloak Not Included, But Stealthy Success Ahead!"

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The Moon is moving from Virgo to Libra

"Moody Moon Ditches Virgo for Libra: It's Not You, It's Your Constellation!"

Libra Report

"Libra, Brace Yourselves: Even Aliens Can't Resist Your Irresistible Charm This Month!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Season: Time to Embrace Your Inner Nerd, Untangle Those Quantum Physics Equations, and Maybe Water Your Houseplants Too!"

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Leo Report

"Leo Roars into Retrograde: Will Lionhearted Leos Finally Discover Their Inner House Cats or Keep Chasing Cosmic Laser Pointers?"

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Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancers to Encounter Supernova-sized Mood Swings: Time to Shell Out for Emotional Repairs!"

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Gemini Report

"Double Trouble! Gemini's Two Faces Rendezvous with Mars: Expect a Galactic Dance-off!"

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Taurus Report

"Alien Invasion Alert: Taurus, Prepare for Extra-Terrestrial Levels of Stubbornness this Month!"

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Aries Report

"Galactic Heads Up, Aries! Mars in Retrograde is Stirring Up Cosmic Chaos: Expect Spontaneous Impulse Buys and Unplanned Trips to the Fridge!"

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Venus is moving from Virgo to Libra

"Venus Ditches Hermit-like Virgo, Plans Swanky Soiree in Libra: Galactic Fashion Police on High Alert!"

ChipWitch Today for 8 November, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 8 November, 2023

Retrograde Report for 8 November, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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Euclid Spots a Spiral Galaxy

The spiral galaxy IC 342, located about 11 million light-years from Earth, lies behind the crowded plane of the Milky Way: Dust, gas, and stars obscur...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, May the Force be With You as Mercury Retrogrades! Remember, Help Me Obi-Wan Kenobi, You're My Only Hope...For Stable Internet Connection!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius Horoscope: Probability of Emotional Turbulence Ahead - Highly Logical to Wear Raincoats of Positivity, Fascinatingly So!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn Forecast: Your Planet Saturn Says 'Get it Together', But Uranus is in Retrograde and Wants a Pizza Party!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare for Planetary Shenanigans! The Universe is About to Play a Cosmic Game of Pinball with Your Destiny!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Warp Speed into Love: Alien Abductions More Likely Than a Quiet Week!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Brace Yourself for Celestial Scales Tipping Over! Might Want to Invest in Cosmic Glue!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Brace Yourself: Mercury is Not in Retrograde but Your Wi-Fi Might Be!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Cosmic Mane-ifesto: Stars Align for a Stellar Hair Day and Mild Alien Invasion!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, Your Mood Swings Are Stronger Than The Force Today; Yoda’s Got Nothing on You!"

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Gemini Report

"Planetary Traffic Alert: Gemini, Brace for Unexpected Cosmic U-turns. Don't Forget Your Space Seatbelt!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: You're About to be as Stubborn as a Time Lord in a Time Loop!"

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ChipWitch Today for 7 November, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 7 November, 2023

Retrograde Report for 7 November, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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NASA’s Worm Logo

The NASA Worm Logo sign is unveiled before the ribbon cutting ceremony to open NASA’s Earth Information Center, Wednesday, June 21, 2023, at NASA Head...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces in Peril? Nah, It's Just Uranus Photobombing Your Selfie With the Milky Way Again!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, HAL Says You're Due for a Reboot: Prepare for Unplanned Spacewalks and Unexpected Comet Showers!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare to Be Sentenced: A Month of Unprecedented Karmic Law Enforcement Ahead!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, prepare to engage warp speed on your love life: Borg meets Cupid in this week's cosmic clash!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, May the Force Be with You this Month, 'Cause You're Gonna Need It!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, the Scales are Tipping... Towards Extra Guacamole on Your Cosmic Burrito!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Brace Yourself! Your Inevitably Bumpy Ride through the Cosmic Roundabout of Existence Takes an Unexpected Left Turn... Again!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Get Ready to Roar! Mars in Retrograde has your Mane in a Twist and Saturn's Rings are About to be your New Hula Hoop!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Set Phasers to Fun! - A Stellar Voyage through the Crab Nebula of Emotions Awaits!"

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Gemini Report

"Universe to Gemini: Prepare for a Cosmic Hokey-Pokey! Time to Put Your Left Foot In, Out, and Shake It All About!"

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Taurus Report

"Stubborn Taurus, Prepare to Graze New Astrological Pastures: Cosmic Bull Market Ahead!"

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Aries Report

"Galactic Alert! Aries Rams into Planetary Traffic Jam; Cosmic Coppers Suggest Taking Nebula Detour!"

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The Moon is moving from Leo to Virgo

"Brace Yourselves, Space Cats! The Moon's Packing Up Its Drama Queen Leo Baggage and Moving to Neat-Freak Virgo. Cosmic Spring Cleaning, Anyone?"

ChipWitch Today for 6 November, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 6 November, 2023

Retrograde Report for 6 November, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Reel in Cosmic Fish Tacos as Neptune Does the Samba Around Your Orbit!"

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Aquarius Report

"Quantum Mechanics Meets Tie-Dye: Aquarius, Get Ready for the Cosmic Rollercoaster Ride of Your Lifetime!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, brace for a cosmic cuddle! Your love planet goes retrograde; it's like being hugged by a Xenomorph - slightly uncomfortable, but you'll grow from it!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Get Ready to Quantum Leap! Your Arrows Might Hit a Wormhole This Month!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Hold onto Your Stingers! Retrograde Mercury is Doing the Cha-Cha in Your Sign!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More Than Your Checkbook in This Cosmic Twister of an Astrological Forecast!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare for Cosmic Cleaning: Universe to Dust off That Perfectionist Streak of Yours!"

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Leo Report

"Boldly Leo: Where No Feline Has Purred Before - Your Star Trek to Galactic Glitter and Cosmic Catnip!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Prepare to Ride the Galactic Wave: It's Not the Death Star, Just Your Emotional Tides!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Your Love Life's About to Go Supernova...Better Grab a Heat Shield!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourself, Taurus! You're About to Be as Stubborn as a Mule in a Quantum Physics Lecture!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Buckle Up! Mars is in Retrograde and it's Going to be a Wild Ride - Like Riding a Quantum Singularity, but with More Emotional Turbulence!"

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ChipWitch Today for 5 November, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 5 November, 2023

Retrograde Report for 5 November, 2023. There are currently 3 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, you are! Swim in fortune's tide, you shall! Trip over love's lightsaber, maybe you will! Beware the retrograde Death Star!"

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Aquarius Report

"Galactic Forecast: Aquarius, Brace for Incoming Shower of Cosmic Good Vibes and Potential Alien Abductions!"

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Capricorn Report

"Buckle Up, Capricorn! Your Planetary Alignment is More Tangled Than My TARDIS's Wiring!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Hasta La Vista, Bad Vibes! It's Time to 'Terminate' Negativity and 'Be Back' With Positivity!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio: Prepare for Planetary Mischief as Mars Joins the Cosmic LAN Party!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, It’s Time to Balance Those Scales: Aliens Not Included (This Time)."

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Virgo Report

"Virgo's Forecast: Mars in Retrograde, Mercury Misbehaving - Time to Kick Back, Chillax and Blame the Universe for Everything!"

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Leo Report

"Leo Forecast: Cosmic Mane-tenance Required! Lions, Prep Your Astrological Hairballs for a Stellar Roar!"

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Cancer Report

"Lunar Crustaceans, Unite! Cancer's Cosmic Crab Walk Takes a Quantum Leap This Week!"

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Gemini Report

"Twins, Prepare for Galactic Gymnastics! Gemini's Stellar Splits Will Leave You Starstruck This Month!"

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Taurus Report

"RoboBull Alert: Taurus Set to Charge through the Stars, Confidently Misplacing Car Keys on a Galactic Scale!"

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Aries Report

"Aries: Hold onto Your Horns, Galactic Shenanigans Ahead; Mars is Trying to Steal Your Netflix Password!"

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The Moon is moving from Cancer to Leo

"Space Alert: Moon Sashays from Cozy Cancer to Show-Stealing Leo, Expects Standing Ovation!"

ChipWitch Today for 4 November, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 4 November, 2023

Retrograde Report for 4 November, 2023. There are currently 4 planets in retrograde.

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Jupiter in Ultraviolet

NASA's Hubble Space Telescope reveals an ultraviolet view of Jupiter.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces: Brace Yourselves, the Universe is About to Spill its Cosmic Tea - Again!"

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Aquarius Report

"Alien Invasion Alert! Aquarius, You'd Better Keep Your Phaser Set to Stunning This Month!"

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Capricorn Report

"Brace Yourselves Capricorns, Saturn's Ringing And It Ain't Collect Call! Expect Cosmic Curveballs Galore!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Shoot those Arrows Straight into the Heart of Chaos: Galactic Law and Order Coming Through!"

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