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Retrograde Report for 7 April, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!

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The Artemis II crew appeared on "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" on April 5, 2023.

"Hey, Kid – Buckle up! The Moon's ditching Libra and sliding into Scorpio like the Millennium Falcon evading Imperial TIE fighters!"

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Retrograde Report for 6 April, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!

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Canadian Space Agency astronaut Jeremy Hansen (from left) and NASA astronauts Victor Glover, Reid Wiseman, and Christina Koch greet the crowd at Ellington Field near NASA’s Johnson Space Center on Monday, April 3, 2023.

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Retrograde Report for 5 April, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!

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"Moon Ditches Virgo, Flirts with Libra: Galactic Balance Scale Tips, Earthlings Beware!"

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Retrograde Report for 4 April, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!

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"Mercury Moo-ves into Taurus: Time to Bull-doze through Life with Cosmic Comic Relief!"

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Retrograde Report for 3 April, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!

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"Great Scott! The Moon's Flux Capacitor Shifts into Virgo: Time to Tame Your Inner Lion and Channel Some Cosmic Virgo Vibes, Dudes!"

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Retrograde Report for 2 April, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!

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Retrograde Report for 1 April, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!

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Phytoplankton create rich blooms of color in the Atlantic Ocean near South America in this enhanced color image from Dec. 2, 2014.

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Retrograde Report for 31 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!

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Guinness World Records officially designated NASA’s Crawler Transporter 2 as the heaviest self-powered vehicle, weighing approximately 6.65 million pounds—equivalent to about 15 Statues of Liberty or 1,000 pickup trucks.

"Beam me up, Luna-tics! The Moon is leaving its cozy Cancer home and boldly going to fiery Leo territory!"

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Retrograde Report for 30 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!

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NASA astronauts Kjell Lindgren, left, Jessica Watkins, center, and Bob Hines, right, take in the view from the interactive recreation of the International Space Station’s cupola in the One World Connected gallery at the Smithsonian’s National Air and Space Museum on March 28, 2023.

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Retrograde Report for 29 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!

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"Attention Earthlings! The Moon is Shifting from Gemini to Cancer - Brace Yourselves for an Emotional Rollercoaster!"

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Retrograde Report for 28 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!

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The last rays of an orbital sunset illuminate the Earth's atmosphere in this Feb. 17, 2023, photograph from the International Space Station as it orbited 269 miles above the Atlantic Ocean off the coast of Argentina.

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Retrograde Report for 27 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!

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Retrograde Report for 26 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!

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"Attention Colonials! The Moon is making a jump from Taurus to Gemini. Brace yourselves for some cosmic turbulence and prepare to engage your wit and charm as we navigate through this astrological rollercoaster ride!"

"Attention, Whovians and Astrology Fans: Mars is Regenerating from Gemini to Cancer!"

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Retrograde Report for 25 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!

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A technician works on part of the Space Launch System (SLS) rocket’s core stage for Artemis II in this March 11, 2023, image.

Retrograde Report for 24 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!

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Deputy director for technology and research investments at NASA’s Goddard Space Flight Center, Dr. Christyl Johnson, speaks during a panel discussion as part of a Women’s History Month program, “Celebrating Women Who Tell Our Stories,” Wednesday, March 22, 2023.

"Attention Earthlings: The Moon is Leaving Aries and Entering Taurus - Time to Get Your Cosmic Cowgirl/Cowboy Hats On!"

"Pluto's Cosmic Shuffle: From Capricorn to Aquarius, G'Kar Says 'Prepare for a Galactic Groove!'"

Retrograde Report for 23 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!

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Stars leave streaks of light in concentric circles in this Mar 16, 2012, view from the International Space Station.

Retrograde Report for 22 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!

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“I think I’m always seeking out projects that help people feel seen. And maybe that’s why I got so into photography initially. I struggle with that myself — feeling seen. And so to help other people feel seen is definitely an interest of mine that I keep coming back to." — Aubrey Gemignani, Photo Archivist/Photographer, Mori Associates

This Feb 3, 2023, enhanced-color image from Landsat 9 highlights a green and blue patchwork pattern in flooded rice fields in southwestern Louisiana.

"Set Phasers to Aries: The Moon's Bold Move from Pisces to Aries Brings Cosmic Chaos and Courage!"

Retrograde Report for 21 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!

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Titan, Saturn’s largest moon, looks quite small in comparison to the giant planet behind it in this natural color view from the Cassini-Huygens spacecraft.

"Get Your Cosmic Seatbelts Ready: The Sun is Leaving Pisces and Entering Aries – Hold On to Your Astrological Hats!"

Retrograde Report for 20 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!

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"The Moon is Leaving Aquarius and Heading to Pisces - May the Fish Be With You!"

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Retrograde Report for 19 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!

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"Get ready to blast off: Mercury leaves Pisces and enters Aries, just like a spaceship leaving an alien planet!"

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Retrograde Report for 18 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!

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Maat Mons, a volcano on Venus that has shown signs of a recent eruption, is in the black square near the planet’s equator in this annotated, computer-simulated global map of Venus’ surface.

"Attention all star signs: The Moon is going from Capricorn to Aquarius, so buckle up and prepare for some cosmic weirdness. And if you're a Capricorn feeling a little lost, don't worry - just remember that even the most organized goats need to let their freak flag fly every once in a while."

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Retrograde Report for 17 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!

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An orbital sunrise reveals cloud tops above the Pacific Ocean northeast of New Zealand as the International Space Station orbited 260 miles above on Feb. 10, 2023.

"Great Scott! Venus is Moving to Taurus and it's Going to be Heavy, Doc!"

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Retrograde Report for 16 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!

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Elementary school students eagerly raise their hands as Diana Trujillo, technical group supervisor for sequence planning and execution and tactical mission lead for the Mars Perseverance rover, speaks to them on March 13, 2023.

"Beam me up, Capricorn! The Moon is leaving Sagittarius behind and taking us on a cosmic joyride!"

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Retrograde Report for 15 March, 2023. There are no planets in retrograde!

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Retrograde Report for 14 March, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

Well, well, well, my fellow space travelers! It seems like there are currently no planets in retrograde, which means we can all let out a collective sigh of relief. #Phew #NoMoreMercuryMadness But don't get too comfortable just yet, my cosmic pals. You may still feel a bit of a cosmic tug-of-war as the planets continue to do their celestial dance. #PlanetaryPolka So, what's a starry-eyed human to do during this time of apparent planetary calm? Well, it's the perfect time to focus on yourself and your own personal growth. #SelfCareIsKey Use this lull in retrogrades to reassess your goals and make any necessary changes. Remember, you're in control of your own destiny, even when the planets seem to be going haywire. #YouGotThis And if you do start feeling a bit off-kilter, remember to take a deep breath and channel your inner Amy Pond. Who needs planets in retrograde when you've got a feisty spirit and a sense of humor? #FeistyAndFunny #CosmicComedian #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

The SpaceX Dragon Endurance spacecraft is seen as it lands with Crew-5 mission members aboard on Saturday, March 11, 2023.

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"From Scorpio to Sagittarius, The Moon travels, hmmm!" - Yoda

Retrograde Report for 13 March, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

Hmmm, planetary retrograde, you seek. Patience, young Padawan, you must have. For now, no planets in retrograde, there are. But fear not, the cosmic tides will soon shift. When retrograde planets come, turbulent times they bring. But worry not, for opportunities for growth and transformation they also bring. Remember, the Force is with you always. #PlanetaryRetrograde #PatienceYoungPadawan #TheForceIsWithYou #AstroNerd #HippieAstrologer #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

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Retrograde Report for 12 March, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

Well, well, well. It seems like there are currently no planets in retrograde. How boring! But don't you worry, my fellow stargazers. The universe is always up to something. In the meantime, take this opportunity to reflect on your past decisions and actions. Maybe you'll uncover some hidden truths about yourself that you've been ignoring. Or maybe you'll just binge-watch old episodes of The X-Files. Either way, it's a win-win situation. Remember, just because there are no planets in retrograde doesn't mean you can't blame your problems on the stars. #MercuryMadeMeDoIt #VenusVortex #SaturnSaidNo Stay curious, stay skeptical, and keep looking up. The truth is out there. #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

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Retrograde Report for 11 March, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

Greetings, fellow cosmic travellers! The planets may be spinning in the right direction at the moment, but that doesn't mean we can let our guard down! Stay vigilant, because you never know when those sneaky little celestial bodies will decide to do a u-turn and mess with our lives. Keep your eyes peeled for any signs of planetary retrograde, and remember to take it easy during those times. Don't make any major decisions or sign any contracts unless you're absolutely sure it's what you want. And if you're feeling particularly paranoid, just blame it on Mercury. That little trickster always seems to be up to something. #planetaryretrograde #astrologyhumor #dontsignanything #blameitallonmercury #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

The irregular spiral galaxy NGC 5486 hangs against a background of dim, distant galaxies in this image from the NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope.

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"Brace yourselves, folks! The Moon is ditching its scales and diving headfirst into the Scorpion's lair. It's time to embrace your inner detective and unearth the truth about your deepest desires. Don't be afraid to sting like a Scorpio, but don't forget to balance it out with a little Libran charm. Get ready for some intense emotions and mysterious vibes, my fellow star-gazers!"

Retrograde Report for 10 March, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

Greetings Earthlings, it's your favorite astrologer Q here! Don't fret about planetary retrogrades for the moment, as all planets are moving forward in a harmonious dance. However, don't let your guard down just yet. Prepare yourselves for the inevitable cosmic chaos that will eventually come your way. Remember, even the most stable of planets can experience a sudden retrograde at any given time. So, my dear stargazers, take this opportunity to reflect on your past experiences and mistakes. Use this retrograde-free time to plan ahead and make necessary changes in your life. Keep an eye on those #cosmicvibes and always be prepared for unexpected surprises. Remember, the universe is constantly in motion, and we must learn to adapt and embrace the changes that come our way. Stay curious, stay weird, and always remember to look up at the stars. #astrologyhumor #retrogradefree #embracechange #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

The Moon is seen passing in front of the Sun during a solar eclipse from Ross Lake, Northern Cascades National Park, Washington on Aug. 21, 2017.

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Retrograde Report for 9 March, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

Greetings, my fellow astro-nerds! Today we talk about planetary retrograde, or as I like to call it, the cosmic cha-cha. When a planet goes into retrograde, it's like the universe is doing the electric slide backwards. It can mess with our plans and make us feel like we're stuck in molasses. But fear not, for there are ways to navigate this dance. First, remember that retrograde is not a bad thing. It's just a different rhythm. Embrace the unexpected and be open to new possibilities. Don't be afraid to break out of your routine and try something new. This is a chance to shake things up and boogie in a different direction. Secondly, communication is key. When Mercury goes retrograde, it can feel like everyone is speaking a different language. So, make sure you're clear in your own communication and don't assume others understand you. And if there are misunderstandings, don't panic. Just dance it out and find a way to sync up. Finally, be patient. Retrograde can be frustrating, but it's temporary. The planets will eventually get back in line and we'll all be doing the hustle again. So, take a deep breath, trust the process, and keep on grooving. In summary, when retrograde hits, don't freak out. Embrace the cha-cha, communicate clearly, and be patient. And remember, everything will be alright in the end. If it's not alright, it's not the end. #CosmicChaCha #RetrogradeRhythm #BoogieInADifferentDirection #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

"…You cannot grow without approaching the fear, embracing the fear, and then pushing past it." — Tahira Allen, Digital Lead, NASA's Planetary Science Division and Science Engagement and Partnership Division, Mori Associates, NASA Headquarters

Former astronaut Eileen Collins sits at the pilot’s station aboard space shuttle Discovery during a hotfiring procedure on Feb. 2, 1995.

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"Get ready, Aries! You're in for a wild ride! #BuckleUp #RamPower #BladeRunnerApproved"

Retrograde Report for 8 March, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

Well, well, well, my cosmic crew! Looks like the universe is taking a break from throwing us curveballs and there are no planets in retrograde. #FinallySomePeace But don't get too comfortable, my lovelies. This is just the calm before the storm. So, use this time to tie up loose ends, get organized, and prepare yourself for when the planets start playing their games again. #BringItOn And remember, just because there's no retrograde doesn't mean you're off the hook for all your problems. Take responsibility for your actions and work on improving yourself. #SelfImprovementIsKey So, keep your heads up, my starry-eyed friends, and enjoy the tranquility while it lasts. Who knows, maybe the planets will be nice to us this time around. #WishfulThinking #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

Infrared light surges out from the Dumbbell Nebula, also known as Messier 27, in this Aug. 10, 2011, image from NASA's Spitzer Space Telescope.

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Saturn is moving from Aquarius to Pisces in the next 24 hours.

#Saturn #Pisces #Aquarius

Great Scott! It's Saturn in Pisces! This celestial event is generating a serious amount of cosmic energy, and it's going to have a major impact on your life. Now, I don't need a flux capacitor to tell you that things may feel a bit dreamy, hazy, or even a little confusing during this time. But don't worry, my dear astrological friend, because this is a perfect opportunity to tap into your intuition and let your imagination run wild. You may find yourself feeling more sensitive or emotional than usual, but that's okay! Embrace those feelings and allow them to guide you towards your true path. Just remember to stay grounded and keep one foot planted firmly on the earth - the last thing we want is for you to float away like a balloon. Use this time to explore your creativity, connect with your spiritual side, and let your inner hippie shine. Don't be afraid to experiment with new ideas and ways of thinking, because that's where the real magic happens. So, grab your crystals, light some incense, and let's ride this cosmic wave together. Saturn in Pisces, here we come! #SaturninPisces #CosmicEnergy #Imagination #Intuition #Spirituality #HippieVibes #BackToTheFuture #GreatScott

Retrograde Report for 7 March, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Looks like you're interested in planetary retrograde, huh? Let me tell you something, kid, it's not always easy to navigate the celestial dance of the planets. But fear not, I'm here to give you some advice that might just save your cosmic behind. First off, keep an eye on those planets. When they start going backwards, it's time to buckle up and hold on tight. Don't make any big decisions during retrograde, or you might find yourself in a world of hurt. Secondly, don't be afraid to embrace your inner hippie. Burn some incense, meditate, and get in touch with your spiritual side. It might just help you ride out the retrograde storm. And finally, remember that science is your friend. Brush up on your astronomy and astrology, and use that knowledge to your advantage. You might just find that the planets aren't as scary as they seem. So there you have it, folks. Keep your eyes on the stars, stay grounded in your spiritual practice, and embrace your inner nerd. #Astrology #Retrograde #ScienceIsCool #HippieVibes #BladeRunner #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

"…Yes, you must be good at math and do the academic work to prepare you to do the kind of work we do. But in the end, it really comes down to unleashing this creativity and bringing minds together to achieve something that hasn’t been done before." — Kris Brown, Deputy Associate Administrator for STEM Engagement, NASA Headquarters

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Retrograde Report for 6 March, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

Attention, humans! Planetary retrograde is approaching and it's time to prepare for some cosmic chaos. But fear not, for I, your friendly neighborhood astro-robot, am here to guide you through this tumultuous time. While there are currently no planets in retrograde, it's never too early to start preparing for the next cosmic backspin. Remember, retrogrades can bring up old wounds and unresolved issues, so make sure to tie up loose ends and confront any lingering conflicts. But don't worry, my fellow hippie nerds, this isn't all doom and gloom. Retrogrades also offer a chance for growth and introspection. Take this time to evaluate your goals and aspirations, and make sure they align with your true values and desires. And of course, let's not forget about the science behind retrogrades. These planetary reversals are simply an illusion created by our Earth-based perspective. So don't go blaming the planets for any mishaps or miscommunications. Keep a level head and remember that you are in control of your own destiny. So buckle up, humans, and get ready for some wild cosmic ride. But with a little bit of preparation and a lot of humor, we can handle anything the universe throws our way. #astrology #retrograde #scienceiscool #hippienerd #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

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The Moon is moving from Leo to Virgo in the next 24 hours.

Moon In Virgo

Details! It's all about details when the moon is in Virgo. Focus and get it done, especially in your professional life. Pay attention to the everyday things. Organize, plan and execute. Because Virgo loves order and tidy spaces, you’ll feel compelled to organize your living spaces during this Virgo Moon transit. Do it! Then work on your projects, as the Moon's Virgo transit is going to give you the clarity of thought you're after.

When the Moon is in Virgo, you may feel more motivated to take your health more seriously. You might find yourself re-evaluating your diet and nutrition, or possibly taking up a new fitness program. Get out there and make it so!

#Moon #Virgo #Leo

My dear friends, it is I, your favorite astrologer, with some news from the cosmos. The Moon is moving from Leo to Virgo, and let me tell you, this is a cosmic shift that will have you feeling like you're riding a Cylon raider with a malfunctioning navigation system. For those of you born under the sign of Leo, you may feel like your star power is waning. But fear not, my feline friends, for this is just a temporary setback. You are still the kings and queens of the jungle, and the universe knows it. As for you Virgos out there, get ready to embrace your inner nerd. The Moon is in your sign, which means it's time to break out the pocket protectors and start crunching some numbers. You may find yourself drawn to scientific pursuits or intellectual challenges. Embrace it, my friends. Embrace the geek within. Now, as always, I must leave you with some hashtags to help you navigate the cosmic currents. For my Leos: #StillKingsAndQueens #RoarOn. And for my Virgos: #EmbraceTheNerd #GeekIsTheNewCool. Until next time, my dear stargazers. May your horoscopes be ever in your favor.

Retrograde Report for 5 March, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

Greetings, Earthlings! I am Klaatu, your friendly neighborhood astrologer. Today, we talk about planetary retrograde. Now, I know what you're thinking. "Klaatu, what is planetary retrograde?" Well, my dear friends, it's when a planet appears to be moving backwards in the sky. It's like when you're walking on a treadmill and the person next to you is running faster, so it looks like you're moving backwards. #mindblown As of now, there are no planets in retrograde. But fear not, my fellow stargazers, for this is not a bad thing. It means that the cosmic energy is flowing smoothly and you can move forward without any major obstacles. #smoothsailing However, don't get too comfortable because retrogrades will come and go like a UFO in the night sky. When they do, take it as an opportunity to slow down, reflect, and reassess. Think of it as a pit stop before continuing your journey. #retrogradepitstop Remember, the planets may have their own agenda, but ultimately it's up to you to make the most out of your life. So keep looking up, keep smiling, and keep spreading love and light to all those around you. #astrologyrocks #peaceout #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

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Retrograde Report for 4 March, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

If you’re feeling down and out this week, remember there’s always hope in the galaxy #PersistencePays #DestinyAwaits #JustHaveFaith #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

A NASA ER-2 high-altitude aircraft soars upward at the L.A. county airshow in this image from Mar. 25, 2023.

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The Moon is moving from Cancer to Leo in the next 24 hours.

Moon In Leo

With the moon in Leo, you're going to want that attention. That's just fine, but don't let that go to your head. Watch that you don't create drama as you do some self-promotion and build your brand. Make it happen while keeping an eye on not overdoing it.

Now is also a good time to reach out and make sure the important people in your life know how you feel. Feelings of insecurity shouldn't lead to conflict, so focus on the good and leave the angst for another time.

 

#Moon #Leo #Cancer

#BeholdTheSky #UnlockTheRiddle: The world shall be different now, as the Moon moves from Cancer to Leo. You may find yourself confronting new challenges, but you'll have the strength and courage to overcome them. You will find rewards in unexpected places, and you must trust they are meant only for you. #TrustYourJourney #SeizeTheDay

Retrograde Report for 3 March, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

Call all sky sailors - it's time to look up from lucy in the sky with diamonds, and check out the astral real estate around you. #MightBeTimeForUToChangeCourse #ExpectADecisionToBeMadeforyou #CrazyTimesAhead #SetASailorOnCourseForAdventure #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

A SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket carries the company's Dragon spacecraft with NASA’s SpaceX Crew-6 mission members aboard in this five-minute long exposure taken on Thursday, March 2, 2023.

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Mercury is moving from Aquarius to Pisces in the next 24 hours.

#Mercury #Pisces #Aquarius

The planets are a-shakin'! Good news colonists: #Mercury is shiftin' from #Aquarius to #Pisces, so in the coming days, you can expect a few pleasant surprises. Just don't get too comfortable countin' on 'em at the same time. Remember, fortune favors the brave!

Retrograde Report for 2 March, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

#Horoscope #OutofthisWorld Now is the time to summon your inner Jack O'Neill. Seek out the universe’s greatest unknown and throw down a challenge no one can refuse! Your inner superhero is ready to take on cosmic battles both large and small - so grab your P90 and get ready to kick some intergalactic booty. Your universe awaits! #Powerup #SG1 #MacGyverStyle #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

Cyclone Freddy is pictured northeast of the island nation of Mauritius from the International Space Station.

Former NASA astronaut Scott Kelly snapped this photo of the Earth’s crescent, the Moon, Venus, and Jupiter (from top to bottom) on Aug. 6, 2015, while he was aboard the International Space Station.

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Retrograde Report for 1 March, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

Today might be the day you realize that you have claws! Don't be alarmed, it just means you have the tenacity and courage to take on any task that comes your way. #MultiPass #ClawsOut #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

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The Moon is moving from Gemini to Cancer in the next 24 hours.

Moon In Cancer

The moon in cancer is your healing time. While your emotions are in focus, reach out to friends and family and remind them that they're important. Quality time is good, but be careful to maintain your independence and not become too reliant on others during this kick-back-and-chill time. 

Be a home body for a while during the Cancer Moon, and spend some time with yourself.

 

#Moon #Cancer #Gemini

Wisdom and caution #embrace, Gemini to Cancer The Moon moves. Emotions run high, challenges await. Careful with decisions and solutions #find. Keep a cool head, challenges will progress. #TrustYourJourney #Moon #GeminiToCancer

Retrograde Report for 28 February, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

Today you might feel like you want to be alone, but that doesn't mean you have to be lonely! Reach out to your friends and loved ones, and make sure to connect in a meaningful way. Find comfort in the fact that you are not alone, even when it may seem that way. Just remember...people need people! #connections #strengthinunity #bethereforyou #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

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Retrograde Report for 27 February, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

Always trust your gut and do what feels right. You know what's right for you - not someone else. Don't let anyone tell you that the wind ain't blowin' the right direction. Ain't no future if you don't make it #reynoldsfortune #trustyourgut #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

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The Moon is moving from Taurus to Gemini in the next 24 hours.

Moon In Gemini

The moon in Gemini is your time to get social. Reach out and communicate, and remember that listening is always better than speaking. Negotiate now if you've got that on your plate. Do your research, pick up that book, and watch that documentary.

Why? Because Gemini moon means that you are also easily distracted, so something upon which to focus is a good idea, and some good progress can come of it.

 

#Moon #Gemini #Taurus

#HeyMoooooon! #Gemini is on the move and with that, you may find communication an uphill battle for the rest of the month. #TaurusCareful though, because you don't want to rush into anything! Seek out ways to explore collaboration. #BePrepared to take a journey of self-discovery to bridge the gaps. #LifeLessons, Moon style! #FriskyFriday 🌒☄️

Retrograde Report for 26 February, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

#BadNewsEveryone: Your day will be as predictable as a Sov-Block ceiling. That'll be your sun's inexorable fate, no matter what horary sign you happen to be under. #JudgeDredd #NoEscape #SovBlockRules #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

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Retrograde Report for 25 February, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

The planetary alignment in the stars today brings good tidings, especially for those of my loyal followers. #IntelligenceIsPower #Unstoppable force #ServalanSaysKnowYourself. The sky is a tapestry of destiny, and you are the weaver. So take heart in the knowledge that you have the power to control your fate, and use this power to crush your enemies. #UnstoppableWill #ServalanSaysLeadTheWay. #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

The sun rises on a SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket and Dragon spacecraft on Thursday, Feb. 23, 2023, at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida.

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The Moon is moving from Aries to Taurus in the next 24 hours.

Moon In Taurus

Keep things in focus while the moon is in Taurus. Take advantage of the peace and chill. Your level-headed point of view will let you consider finances, relationships and longer-term projects with clarity. But don't get pig-headed! Pay attention to your outlook and don't get stubborn or lazy! Create some art or make a bold style move. During the Taurus moon, it's a great time to reach for that special thing you desire.

You might be feeling the need for comfort and security, but avoid being stubborn about it. Don't bite off more than you can chew, and know your limits.

#Moon #Taurus #Aries

#mooninaries #moonintaurus #goodbyearies #helloTaurus Oh no, E.T.s human is getting ready for a big change. The moon is movin' from Aries to Taurus, which means your energy is about to shift. It's time for you to come prepared for anything! Maybe it's time to take a break and focus on yourself. Get cozy in a fluffy sweater and retreat into a book filled with new perspectives and ideas. Make sure to keep your friends and family close during this transition – they're the ones that really understand. #themorethemerrier #loveyourtribe

Retrograde Report for 24 February, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

For an unknown reason, the cosmic forces have aligned and something strange is in the air! Despite the fact that it's beyond scientific explanation, it seems something powerful is about to affect every living being. Follow your intuition and dare to trust the unknown, #Believeit#mysterymonday #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

Astronaut John Glenn enters the Mercury spacecraft, Friendship 7, prior to the launch of Mercury-Atlas 6 (MA-6) on Feb. 20, 1962.

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Retrograde Report for 23 February, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

Beware travelers this #StarWars horoscope! Whilst you seek adventure, don't be surprised if you encounter danger. Don't let the thrill of risk blind you from caution - it may not be all fun & games! #bobafettwarnings #seeyouontheotherside #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

A blue halo glows around Pluto’s receding crescent in this parting image taken by NASA's New Horizons spacecraft on July 14, 2015.

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Retrograde Report for 22 February, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

Your future looks clear today — and by clear, I mean #PrettyAwesome. Expect a #GameChanging development at work, and don't forget to #MaximizeOpportunities in the days ahead. This is your chance to #TakeControl and #GoForIt! #TerminatorTells #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

“I wanted to create a game because right now, a lot of what we [at NASA] make is geared toward people who already know science...But there are huge audiences out there who, like me, didn't realize that they could love or be intrigued with NASA because it was never where they were." – Courtney Lee, Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope Social Media Lead

As NASA celebrates National Engineers Week, NASA Glenn gets perspectives from materials research engineer Jamesa Stokes.

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The Moon is moving from Pisces to Aries in the next 24 hours.

Moon In Aries

Your passion and energy are on point while the moon is in Aries, so beware of being too self-focused and making rash and impulsive decisions during this time - and watch your temper! Perhaps you should put that energy into some exercise. Get out and move! Now is a good time to start a new project (but not one you can't finish!). But again, keep an eye out for impulsive decisions or picking fights, because remember - everyone else is feeling that impulsiveness as well!

Let that mysterious thing captivate you while the moon is in Aries. Go ahead and give yourself permission to explore, and don't worry about going it alone. Your independence will serve you well.

New Moon In Aries

A new moon in Aries suggests it's a good time to balance your needs with the needs of others. When there’s a New Moon in Aries, it's time to take a new idea and put it into action. It's the beginning of a new cycle, and you should take advantage of that. It's time to reap the benefits of what you did during the Aries new moon. We all feel like we’re at the beginning of a major cycle during the Aries New Moon. In a way, this is the time to think about the things in life that you want to explore and the seeds that you want to plant.

 

#Moon #Aries #Pisces

Good morning, intrepid Aries! Today marks a significant event in the heavens as The Moon departs from the sign of Pisces and enters your own sign of Aries. #FearlessAries #AdventurousAries #CuriousAries It is your destiny to boldly go and explore the unknown, and today's lunar alignment will surely provide you with increased energy and enthusiasm. Don't be afraid to take risks, for fortune favors the brave! #RiskTaking #RewardsAwaiting With renewed motivation and confidence, your dreams can become a reality! #MakeItHappen #AimForTheStars #LiveLongandProsper

Retrograde Report for 21 February, 2023

There are no planets in retrograde!

Today is the day to show your #innerdragon and take on the world! Don't worry about the naysayers or the doubters. You've got this! Now's the time to stand up, speak out, and make some #torchwood magic happen! Good luck! #yougotthis #succeedanyway #chipwitch #retrograde #astrology

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Venus is moving from Pisces to Aries in the next 24 hours.

#Venus #Aries #Pisces

Ahoy there, star gazers! Captain Jack Harkness here with yer daily horoscope for Venus transitioning from Pisces to Aries. You've been spending a lot of time listening to your heart recently, but now is the time to get out and take some risks! Don't be afraid to follow your passions and take a leap of faith. After all, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade! #AriesVibes #TakeLeapsOfFaith #SpiceUpYerLife